At this point I don’t get why this guy won’t just go away and serve the rest of his life in jail. There’s no chance of him winning any of these appeals. No one is going to be lenient to an unrepentant child molester/rapist.

holy sheepshit, no wonder he thinks Flyers are a threat

The shoe launch is great. I also like the dude in the tan uniform on the far left of the gif (can’t really see him in the video) who reacts like the spectators in And 1 videos when Hot Sauce crosses someone up.

I AM FUCKING HERE FOR THE COMMENTS IN THE GRAY!

Yes, but their fried chicken cutlet is better than any other place’s fried chicken cutlet. 

He could have easily used TehWrong but he done fucked it up.

He certainly is an adequate QB but calling him “one of the best” is pretty Islamabad.

Why Your Team Suck 1995: Buffalo Bills

Keep in mind we are just one Mo Williams tackle and the Red Sox acquiring a failed power hitter out of Minnesota, removed from Bill Simmons turning into the second coming of the BTK Killer.

Weird, that’s exactly — I mean *exactly* — like me.

Cadet Hotspurs

José is trying to go the Full Cantona™ with the wacky philosophy. It’s almost like he said “it is enjoyable to make things visible which are invisible” this morning, and you have to wonder when he will utter something like “When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the…

I mean he dove to try and stop the pass. He was totally out of place and ineffective either way in the play.

Zlatan Ibrahimovish

Goal scored by Discount Zlatan

“Dude, calm down.”

No, Zach Smith is having THE public meltdown

No need, I can add on! Sex boat, Whizzinator, “kickass” offense, whipping a kid’s scrotum with a tree branch, straight cash homey, a Wario-esque owner who defrauded his partners and had to pay an $84.5 million judgment, the list continues. I fully expect Drew to be even more savage to the Vikings than any other team.

Please, the stuff about Aziz is bullshit.