As Iranian sports takes on Twitter go, Mahmoud has a lot of ground to make up:

You know whats weird? I’m a pretty plugged-in guy, I'm on serveral different social medias, including YouTube, I'm on Reddit all the time, I follow some news outlets... and I never hear about this guy apart from articles on here talking about how absolutely everyone knows him and how he’s the apparent evil heir to all…

Just as in Baghdad, the term “Green Zone” is meant to provide participants a false sense of safety.

I think his cell phone was either broken or lost some time ago

At least you guys have the Capitals.

One of the foursomes used to be a fivesome. 

Swing and a miss, Swayze.

We all know Deadspin hasn’t been first to report on anything significant since the Favre dong pics.

That was me and I am sorry.

“Her first pitch, thrown from the rubber,”

Sister Mary is second to nun.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Every once in a while I consider joining Nextdoor or getting on the neighborhood list serv to meet new neighbors and get to know them better. Then I read something like this and remember that I'm fine with a head nod when we're bringing the garbage cans in together being the extent of our relationship.

He somehow looks like both an 8-year old bully and a single man in his late 50s.

Generally, the most exciting thing hockey players do off-ice is add a “ey/er” to a teammate’s last name. And if said teammate’s name already ends in “ey/er” they shorten that name to their first syllable and add an “s.”

UPDATE: The NFL has fined Ramsey for targeting defenseless players.

My main takeaway from this is that Ben is completely full of shit. 

My little sister moved up from Chicago to Milwaukee and actually just got engaged to a Packers fan. He is just about the nicest guy in the world and is more than an overprotective brother could hope for in a brother in-law. He bought her a Rodgers jersey for Christmas last year and I now plan on making a scene at…

on one hand, I agree. on the other, there’s an entire other ecosystem largely divorced from the world of traditional reporting that’s *actually* keeping him relevant, and I doubt that this post’s existence has much bearing on that. so in this particular instance, I figure why not make fun of this extremely 2018 farce…

I always knew that Eden Hazard was a bit of a snake.