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getyourshittogethercarol

I got together with some friends of mine yesterday, one of whom worked for Pence several years ago. She can’t stand him, said his weirdo women-as-only-sexual threats thing permeates his office. He won’t meet with any staff alone if they are female so no women ever were given senior positions. She felt it was a form of

Minhaj made fun of Pence noting that the VP wasn’t there because some of the women in the room might be ovulating.

Love her. “Do it on my twin bed” is an all-time fave.

I love Aidy. I wish she’d get a fraction of Kate McKinnon’s publicity because she’s also an MVP on SNL. She doesn’t have to do much to make me lol.

Why are your left justified here but normal on my home computer (using the same browser)? It’s freaky (and I HATE IT).

And Caitlyn also isn’t her parent. Like yes she grew up with her but you’re not obligated to continue a relationship with your mother’s ex husband. You’re not obligated to continue a relationship with anyone really.

I probably wouldn’t talk to Caitlyn either if I was Khloé.

What is this internalised misogyny of which you speak? Is it widespread?

I really don’t get people crapping on Anne Hathaway. She’s always seemed so intelligent; kind; well-spoken; humble; NOT assholelish at all. Maybe she seemed a bit pretentious for a hot minute there, I guess? But, like, who gives a crap. That’s pretty harmless, in the grand scheme of things.

That’s awesome! First person to win a Grand Slam while pregnant! GOAT. Take that, Roger.

took me an embarrassingly long time

I think that cover is absolutely awful, but I find myself unexpectedly charmed by this interview. ZAYN always came across as such a fucking tool who thought he was too good for the people who got him where he is today. I love that Styles isn’t trying to distance himself from that. Stick with the ones what brung ya,

Everyone pissed off at Jeff Varner should be more pissed off at CBS and the producer of Survivor. Zeke Smith was going to be outed the minute he signed up for this show - as winning would have meant going into his bio for the media, which would have included his past. All of the vitriol aimed SOLELY at Varner is

oh jesus. Paul Hollywood, ever the annoying fourth wheel. I shall miss Mel and Sue. Although guys, I just watched season 4. How the fuck did Kimberly not win? How the fuck did Francis win after a whole season of “style over substance” comments from the judges?

It’s a US product.

Old German proverb: Dummheit schützt vor Strafe nicht. (stupidity doesn’t protect from punishment)

This pretty much describes 2017

That’s Ashley Parker and her reaction is also beautiful.

Holocaust centers.

I don’t think he did it on purpose.