Serious question: Isn’t the point of wrestling to try and pin the opponent? If the guy didn’t go to sleep, would the other wrestler have gotten the pin?

That second photo kinda looks like the paralympics.

Rank the sports that need to be removed before the 2020 Olympics. I’m voting #1 is anything to do with a horse.

Would five more years of JFK really look that different from the five years of LBJ we ended up with?

What’s wrong with Leo? Aside from the chick flicks, he’s a pretty fucking amazing actor.

You missed the pole-dancing “CLASS” people.

The random businessman who walks into the match with no socks on looks like the politest idiot on the field ever.

Anybody else surprised it took this long to get to the Raiders?

JFC I am so lame. I have had this conversation with my husband “you know, maybe they wouldn’t have gotten herpes if they weren’t so damn busy all the time...”

On that note, doesn’t herpes sound great? I mean, look at all those smiling people kayaking and riding horses. It’s like they know a secret the rest of us don’t. They seem to be having WAY more fun than me.

If you’re lucky! I watch those commercials with Mr. M and we’re like, “Who the fuck has time for this many picnics and baths?”

I fear that my future is going to be a real life Cialis commercial.

At 46 it means “Do you get pizza delivery and have a glass of wine in front of the TV on Fridays?”

When I was 26, it meant “do you get drunk and then have sex with strangers?”

Funny, she describes me the same way.

Captain(!) Jack Sparrow would like to have two words with you!

Fencing, 200m freestyle swimming, equestrian show jumping, a 3200m run, and pistol shooting

Jacob Eason has me conflicted. I wish he chose University of Washington, but I still want to see him do well. Hurts seeing the #1 QB leave the state and go for the SEC.

for some perspective on the size...

“Don’t worry about it.” - Antonio Cromartie