shake hands with male referees and travel without a male guardian

Ichiro fired Lou Holtz from being his translator a couple years ago when Ichiro went to the Marlins.

It was Trout’s birthday yesterday.

PSA: if you can buy your shoes in the toddler section, splash 40 bucks on some Jordans.

Yeah, but Rose also got it when Aroldis Chapman wasn’t smoking 105 MPH fastballs at his nuts either.

What do you mean by they “saved” you?
There was a period when even though we were on the same team, wearing the same uniform, [my teammates] felt like enemies. They [Griffey Jr., Sweeney, Ibanez], saved me from that period. [Editor’s note: Suzuki explained later that in the middle of his career with the Mariners, when…

Welcome out west, where San Francisco to Reno IS a short drive... Its only 1 state away, after all.

I miss this guy.

So what you’re saying is, your call center job is like every single other call center job (like mine) where the employer figures that their employees are smart and respectful enough to recognize what “professional” attire and atmosphere is, regardless as to the fact that the clients don’t see them. By your logic every…

Good news/bad news for the Titans.

Everyone knows when you breastfeed for an extra 18 months, that’s where the physics knowledge comes from.

The best part will be when you pay the airlines to “delay” flights and give them a kickback on ticket sales.

Ryan Flaherty ain’t scared.

I would love (hate?) to know the amount of time I’ve spent curled up in the fetal position between pukes on cold bathroom tile in my young adult life.

If that’s the case, my standard preference is to barf into a toilet, while kneeling.

Turkey Jones and Kenta Kobashi laugh!

The older he gets, the more I like Brock Lesnar.

So that’s what Joffrey has been up to.

Was The Block too late to make the list?

I was in kindergarten as well. They brought in the amazing tv cart into the library for us to watch the launch. My first big news story may have also been the first time I ever said, “oh shit”.