Which is the more annoying question people are going to ask repeatedly for the next 3 years?

Ok, it’s cool that you’ve been watching MMA, but the OP’s point is still valid. Please, don’t be a “seagull writer”. A writer that randomly flies by when the opportunity presents itself to shit on the sport, and then keep on flying through as you were. 

I’m sure Google has done some fancy social psychology research

Why was the goalie not standing the closest to the ball? He could have used his hands to guard his face and/or deflect the ball. 

I’d love this for bluetooth as well. 

There’s definitely something in the water in Pittsburgh that’s causing this.

I think “Karen” was probably more worried about her adult husband oogling the teenager than she was about her sons. 

Dude, you drive their fucking plane.

Add in the pitcher almost cutting off the throw. 

Due to all the immediate outrage, did anybody stop to think that maybe, just maybe, she’s only expected to do 10% of the work?

The kid was asking for it. He shouldn’t have been there in the first place. On top of that, he was dressed like that’s what he wanted to have happened. It took two to make this happen. 

Yet another fun fact: That very famous hand that belongs to Christina Hendricks has groped the “snozzberries” guy’s dick many many times.

It seemed like Miocic’s team didn’t watch any of the video from the last Cormier/Jones fight. Jones hit Cormier with a bunch of kicks to the body. And when Cormier started to flinch and protect his ribs in anticipation, Jones knocked him out with a headkick. Miocic finally start hitting that same area with those left…

This tent was solely invented to solve all of the problems presented in the third act of Bird Box.

You ever have one break, pull hairs, or spill on you? The faces you make when these things happen definitely inhibit your vision. 

Well then, you’d fit right in at The Athletic. 

Into the trash can! 

Rick Ankiel was more accurate from center field than he was the pitcher’s mound.

Can we throw in “Larry Bird Rights” into this conversation?