This guy is also an attentionhawk, and you are feeding him.

That was the second best referee beating ever.

I haven’t heard anything about that. Since when do single-A players “demand trades”? Got a source?

ALL RIGHT HIGH FIVE THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKIN’ ‘BOUT, BROTHER

Robert Horry has 7, Jordan has 6.

Extra innings should be like RBI baseball on the old Nintendo where you just run out of pitchers to use. Starting with the 11th inning, that’s the last pitcher you get to use for the rest of the game.

Japanese Domestic Mantis

Hey Chris, did you know that you average 27 yards per completion? Maybe you should throw the kid instead.

I know Kinja doesn’t get paid if you use the iRobot website, but they do offer an extra 15% military discount for those who have served.

I know Kinja doesn’t get paid if you use the iRobot website, but they do offer an extra 15% military discount for…

I’d campaign for the common man.

Same goes for aquariums. If I want to go by myself to look at some starfish and a tank full little Nemos, you have no right to judge me.

As a Mariners fan, I’m more embarrassed that we got down 12-2 to the Padres than proud that we had the biggest comeback ever.

making the 1980s the first time in history when some women were expected to both go to work and wake up five times a night to sing to their babies.

Cuba’s rowing team would dispute that logic.

I’ve been kind of anti social the past couple years, but I’m gonna keep this as a mantra just cuz it’s so funny to me. “If they want to talk about alligators, talk about alligators!”

My step-dad grew up in a blue collar fishing town. If it didn’t have a picture of a baseball player, a big fish or elk on the cover, he wasn’t reading it. lol He was just a very smart guy.

NEVER STOP JACKIN’, MEN

That’s also the Dale Carnegie method (How to Make Friends and Influence People). And I agree with your step-dad - it really does work.

When I was a teenager, my step-dad taught me the lesson on how to get along well with people I don’t like. He told me, “son, to be more likeable, talk to them about their interests and try to understand what they like. If they want to talk about alligators, talk about alligators! (that really was his example, he said…

+1 dollop of guac for you (you know that’s a little bit extra, right?).