I’ve worked in a bar for 15 years and back your statement up 100%. Whenever I have to deal with drunk fighters I ignore the insults and talk calmly about the consequences for fighting. Better part of the time not engaging is enough to let them feel they’ve shown up me or the person they’re arguing with.

You can see for about 1/100th of a second Russell’s reaction to that turnover. At the VERY end of the gif, Russell’s shoulders slump like, “wtf KD?”

Tiger wasn’t a miserable prick. He was a good, fun loving athlete who helped a lot of kids. He cheated on his wife, and that has become and unforgivable sin on par with a rape allegation?

you... you’re my favorite person today ^_^

A shared bank account is great if you are already financially responsible. We only put enough in the account needed for our monthly expenses. It makes paying rent and shared bills so much easier.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.

Oh, fuck! I forgot about infant formula—what do folks do nowadays if the mother can’t nurse and either mother or baby is allergic to soy? (As a 1975 baby, I guess I would’ve died...)

In your opinion, what is the worst common food allergy to have?

Reporter: “This ain’t exactly the Mississippi”

I’ve got this one:

This is my favorite coloring book in the world. I actually own this one, and it’s great.

This is the first time since that movie Pride that I have seen two black dudes in a swimming pool at the same time.

Was I the only one expecting something different?

Of all the places I've lived, Seattle is by far the most home town loving (I can't think of the word right now for some reason) city. It doesn't matter what it is, if it's from Seattle, they love it. If nirvana was from NJ they would think its putrid shit but since they were a Seattle band, they still play Nirvana on…

I’m not a Mariners fan, just a baseball fan.

Watched this girl devour these helmet nachos a few years ago. It was impressive. Still ended better than a Dusty Baker bullpen.

What? I lived there for one season, went to about 10 games and never saw that! I got to sit in the second level club seating one game. They have the private concession stands there and they had some good food there. I remember chili in a bread bowl. Of course the garlic fries are a must and I always like the tacos out…

1. A soft-serve ice cream sundae served in a mini plastic baseball hat.

Well, since the blue and black ones are already sold, looks like I’m getting the Mineral Grey Metallic one.

wouldn’t that just be a bicyclist?