Yep, totally looks like Glrl

I think we can all agree on this title.

Don’t forget about Korean Jesus, even though he ain’t got time for your shit.

Last time Serena taught me how to dance, I almost got shot. Apparently white dudes aren’t supposed to c-walk.

Holy shit. I need to find a similar barber!

The vanity of a movie star. lol

You can’t have an article about the Mariners and Rangers without a .gif from Andrian Beltre.

My impression is that almost every single person I’ve met who loves Star Wars, loves it out of a sense of nostalgia and the appeal of the American Tradition. I suspect that without that, most people would agree that it’s a relatively dull movie.

Dr. Jobe actually conceived of the surgery based on a ligament-replacement procedure done to polio patients’ ankles. I think Chris Kluwe should jump in to answer the latter.

Can you perform a similar surgery on the leg and if so, how would that affect your ability to punt a football?

She didn’t reject you because she wasn’t attracted to you. Dude, she rejected you because she is gay. Put the ether down.

I’ve learned so much from Deadspin today it’s not even funny.

I’m fat and have an old toilet with a small circumference seat at home. I pretty much make an air tight seal when I sit down to shit. If I stay seated to wipe, I would literally have to lean so far forward that my nose would be touching the bathroom floor.

After reading through these, I found the answer to so many of them could be “just smoke some marijuana”. Assuming it’s legal where you live. (i’m not a smoker myself, I just live in Washington state)

I’m a straight woman and Margot Robbie is on my list.

Those are both pretty high up there. Also...are you two Australian?

Yep, we do. Mine is Margot Robbie and hers is motherfucking Thor.

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

This is wrong on so many levels. Cadbury Crème Eggs are the best. At least the foreign ones. The American ones are bad and should feel bad.

Bernie Sanders fan?