Why the fuck does a sporting event need a mascot?

I did this the first time with blackjack. The dealer was really good about showing me how to play. I actually broke even that day as I was learning.

If you are nervous about trying a game for the first time, which a lot of people are (especially craps), try to go in on a random tuesday afternoon or other low traffic time. Almost all of the casino dealers will teach you how to play and you won’t have much for crowds. Then you can come back another time and know…

I stopped eating, for example, entire pints of Ben & Jerry’s Coffee Heath Bar Crunch ice cream.

This might be derided as obvious, but as additional information the term “Stan” for this more intense fandom comes from the eponymous Eminem song about an obsessive fan.

I’ve been a Kanye West stan since high school.

The whole thing is blood-boiling, but I found myself super angry when the woman filming Avery’s trailer (I think it was episode 3 or 4) sees a letter from the Wisconsin Innocence Project and mocks Avery for not being able to make a luncheon with them.

You missed one.

Meh, too easy.

♫ HGH you work so gooooood ♫

Even with the British guys shitting on the Thai girls, Mayweather is still the biggest douchebag on this list.

This also falls under the rule of “nothing good ever happens in Spokane.”

“Tom Coughlin Celebrates Game Fuck Up With An Old Man Grimace”

Black families always LOVE jokes. Jokes go really well.

I have always been told “fuh” is the correct pronunciation.

“You’re a mother———- faggot. … You’re a f——— faggot, Billy.”

Must have upgraded to Windows 8.

Canadian sprinter and USC student Andre De Grasse signed a pro contract with Puma recently.

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