“But her character and scenes (this is the fault of the writers, not her) was the biggest drag in that movie. It’s the second time I felt like a Star Wars movie was shoehorning a character in for no reason at all. Jar Jar was the first.” 

ITS SO AWFUL WHY ISNT EVERYONE TELLING HER HOW AWFUL IT IS??

If someone else has a bad day at work they still get paid their entire salary, right? I usually tip closer to 25-30%, if it’s bad service I’ll go down to 15%.

As Tennessee lacks a state minimum wage law, its tipped workers get the $2.13 under federal law. Tennessee also has one of the highest percentages of minimum-wage workers in the United States. So fuck those legislators.

Looks like she’s introducing a : Suburban Falconer - Lingerie Line.

She seems to have handled it in a remarkably chill way, at least in public. Personally, I would feel the need to move to Outer Mongolia as soon as possible.

Ugh. I think you have just given Kirk Cameron the idea for his next movie.

“Her: godly, gorgeous, athletic, educated, careered, humorous, travelled, bilingual, 26-year-old virgin. You: unworthy, though becoming less so daily.”

I bid two goats and an acre of farmland of a goodly soil.

She sounds sane and delightful. We do not choose our parents.

I thiiiink her top was raised too but I can only tell in the headline picture, the instagram one is too small to get a real sense.

RBG could be a ninja you know. Dr Ruth was a Mossad Agent.

she wasn’t bored, she was likely in excrutiating pain due to not being able to pump or feed her baby for 14 hours.

Any business that puts employees thru a 14-hr meeting deserves whatever mayhem ensues at said meeting.

I don't get this. I've seen men do far more outrageous stuff at 'gatherings' and show up the next day all, "whatever."

I’ve never had a child, much less had to express milk, but my boobs are aching just thinking about how swollen that poor woman must have been.

I’m pretty sure 14 hours without pumping is a torture from one of the deeper rings of Hell in Inferno. Jesus Lord...

I can’t even go 4 hours at work without looking like Dolly Parton, and the longest stretch I’ve slept without nursing or pumping so far is maybe 7 hours. I cannot imagine 14 hours.

I have never felt pain quite like the pain of giant veiny-blue engorged breasts.

This woman is the embodiment of Donald Trump’s anxiety dreams.