Forgot the existence of “Mother’s Day,” the movie. I thought the headline joke referred to the past 2 decades of the tabloids saying Jennifer Aniston is ready to have a baby, pregnant, so sad to not be a mom, adopting etc. And I was like “ok, here’s a profile that doesn’t ask about her reproductive choices and discuss…

I’m so glad your daughter is doing well! My ped says we’ll talk about solids at the 4-month mark, too- when it seems like our baby’s ready we’ll start.

I’ve posted it elsewhere but I’ll repeat: I was so scared for a baby I’d never met, when I went to check out last year in Whole Foods, and the young mom ahead of me asked the clerk “is it ok to give a baby soy milk?” And the clerk said “yeah!” So this young woman paid for her groceries with money from her designer…

You can start introducing solids at 6 months, but up until 1 year, babies’ palates and digestive systems aren't developed enough to get their primary nutrition from solids. So you still need to give them breast milk or formula all through the first year.

She had me at “Heinz-hoarding hausfraus!”

Baby Mona Lisa! My husband wants to send this as our holiday card, and my mom agrees, but only if we run a contest to caption the photo:

“LICK ME! All of you!”- Parker Posey’s drunk-raging character in “Dazed and Confused.”

Your principal is the role model I wish I'd had.

This is kind of heartwarming. You weren't bad pet owners; it was destiny! Your Jack Russell and his lady friend were meant to be, like Romeo and Juliet. No human could stop it! And now they have high-energy babies as a memento of their love / boning.

Warm “salad” of green beans, black beans, corn, shallots, pimentos, and a little cumin and smoked sea salt. I added cilantro but cilantro haters can sub in some parsley. Turned out colorful & tasty, as well as easy. Also works with edamame and garbanzos.

THIS. My mom’s whole family is Mormon, and they used to bug my stepdad to give them his family tree, so they could go get baptized for ‘em. I’m certain they have designs on the rest of us heathens, Catholics, and Baptists once we're dead and can't object.

Yeah, Listeria bacteria can live on the blades of meat slicers or other deli equipment, so the risk is small but it’s real.

Dear Lying Monster, avoid the lies AND the toxicity, by staying in a hotel. Every. Damn. Time. When hubs’ relatives start to run their mouths, visit is over for the day. Say “gotta go, I have things to do!” And either alone or with hubs in tow, GTFO and get in your car / the rental car/ call Uber. Drive to your hotel…

If the gentleman in question sets his mind to it, I’ll bet he can find a method that makes a Five Guys order 78% greasier. He’ll be some 18-25 YO guy’s hero. And that's OK. Follow your fast food dream!

They also made it seem like once Ani told the man she’s fucking about her abuse, and HE said it wasn’t her fault, then BAM! Guilt and shame issues mostly “cured.” So Ray said none of it was Ani’s fault, and all the badness went away! Gross.

What about the “Jurassic Park” theme for Mommysaurus? It’s much funnier if she knows your SN... Otherwise, I suppose it could come off kind of mean.

Second the Boboli Gardens in Florence. Best views of the old city from the gardens, plus your ticket includes the Bardini Museum & Gardens next door which are lovely and the opposite of frantic.

Seriously, if you guys offered the “uncut” version for Pledge Drive week, you have no. Earthly. Idea. How much cash you guys would take in. We will make it rain!!!!!

Fried dough cake mmmmm

OMG “wedding videos are an investment.” I die. Unless you’re gonna guarantee that it will go on YouTube, become viral with 2 million views, and the advertisers will start sending me checks, it’s not an investment.