This SUUX! I am so sorry! I don’t know what venue ideas you’re looking at, but if you have the ability to choose a caterer separately, a LOT of grocery stores do Thanksgiving meals. I wonder if they’d work with you to prepare the food, and you could have venue / caterer staff heat and serve it? Your plan was lovely…

“Blowing lines of coke off organic endives”: this is the next big culinary trend and I am calling it.

Mesh scrubber fabric as clothing: the next unholy trend!!!!

Mmm mashed potatoes

I’m upset that these poor jellyfish had to die to make the bottom of this dress. Even if they are the nasty stinging kind, they deserve better.

I totally thought it was Michael too!!

Let it be know: Boycott KC's!

I’m bitter against my local cable operator. Last night we had severe storms during Poldark, so the second half was part invisible, part pixellated rubbish. We flipped channels - of course “Battlebots” has crisp perfect signal! Patriarchy stole Poldark’s bandwidth.

Thank heavens the “misguided” “stupid” people who can’t have kids without IVF have you around to tell them about their unique responsibilities. How else will they know that they have sole responsibility for taking care of all the kids whose bio parents fail them badly enough to have them taken away?

Isn’t this what Alec Baldwin’s classless cheater character did to Melanie Griffith in “Working Girl”? She leaves him for cheating, and they meet up at Joan Cusack’s engagement party, and he decides the way to get Tess back is to propose to her in the middle of her friend’s engagement party.

Sweet, are you allowed to share your organization’s name? My neighbors have signs up saying Expand Medicare, but I can’t read from the sidewalk who's handing these out... I can't believe it's Centene, though I do live near their HQ. :)

You’re doing the Lord’s *true* work Jenny! Do you need volunteers?

I must remember to give thanks this week for my neighbors, all of whom are the most sane, normal, boring, responsible people on earth. Like, our grass is a foot long and we are definitely the slackers on this block.

Well I definitely learned something new today re: hair smoothing foundation. Thanks’

I also have sensitive skin and I use Bliss Fuzz Off depilatory:

How come Andre didn’t speak to Lisa? Did he forget her new name?

Now that’s service. OOH OOH can we get a Behind Closed Ovens devoted to restaurant and bar break ups?

You're back! Or maybe I've just been unlucky and missed your comments. Whatever, it's Friday and I'm psyched to see your SN!

Am I imagining it, or is the skirt really sheer? I guess for real-life brides they would line it, but the runway version looks like lingerie with floral accents on your lady bits.

I know right? I did go to see Gwen Stefani a few years back & saw several tweens there with a lady I assume was one of their moms. Tweens were all outfitted head to toe in skintight revealing LAMB outfits. $1000’s for these hoochie outfits for tween girls! I think the messages in the music were *way* less damaging,…