I know, why isn't there a scandalous hookup for the Dalai Lama?

I noticed you were on the rocks last week, the end was coming girl, US just isn't in your league! Wait, does that make me a tiny bit of a Midweek Madness insider? If so I am very giddy.

There's "some weird denial" going on here, but it sure as hell ain't coming from porn stars.

It's not just for Catholics anymore ;)

Do you have a smartphone? Just type "tip calculator" into Google search and Google gives you the tool! Don't even need to download an app. We can all be winner genius tippers now!

Wait, you've scheduled your cleanse to include Valentine's Day? Don't do that to yourself! Can you move it back? Lent starts 3/18.

DAYUM, girl. Now I'm smitten too. It's spreading! She has to marry me next!

Aww so beautiful! I love the Whoopie Pie half-n-half face coloring the most. You must miss your kitty.

I feel so much stabbier after reading this. Are anti-choicers a group you have to converse with often? Because I feel really, really bad that you're exposed to that.

sky camo ROCKS, I had no idea such shoes exist but now I covet them

that's "save me some risotto," stupid autocorrect.

I need the dogs!!! Remy, Teddy, and Beau!!! AND the baby koalas! So much cute in gossip land this week! Thank you!!

Tell her, Saur!

those poor fish!

Whoa. That is insane.

Same for movies too! If you *must* get out of the house to watch movies, why on Earth drag your baby along? I was at "Eastern Promises" (sorry Mom, but Viggo Mortensen shirtless did *not* redeem that crap), and Mom and Dad had a ~6yo and an infant in a car seat with them. The opening scene is a guy getting his throat…

can we borrow the headline for the story above it and apply it to this one? Or make it a series:

I'm there. So over work today. Related topic: my friend asked Facebook friends for help finding a name for a dominatrix DJ. Suddenly my creative juices were flowing! Then I found the Roller Derby Name Generator:

I love this gif! And your screen name! So much love!

Congrats from a fellow bride at 38! I love that you supported a small business, too. I needed more structure in my dress choices than a wide-open design of my own dress, but bought online & worked with a local dressmaker to get the dress altered.