Maybe the Drunk J. Crew models were members of the emo sorority! They actually might be fun to party with. (Alpha Chi sounds like aggressive drunks; too much eyebrow plucking / Spanx & not enough nachos.)

What IS this? (Besides awesomeness)

WIN iluvyou RR!

this illustration is burned into my retinas and will stay with me always.

argh! I know this is well-trodden ground but when, when will they learn? I met a guy at work event, we chat and he says where he used to work, and I tell him my good buddy's name who works there & he says he knows her. He asks for my email, emails me within hours. Of course I call my friend 1st to ask about him & of…

I welcome our online-dick-pic-reducing Skynet overlords.

All this talk of Darcy! Now watching Pride and Prejudice to view the original and best. Happy sigh.

Cock-blocktopus is my favorite of Santa's reindeer!

When President Obama leaves office, can he and Grant Hill have a show together? I would watch all the time, whatever the topic.

Blankies and space heaters for all!

Last night at dinner, I told Mr. CHTFV that while Cillian Murphy is physically "not my type," he has a voice that's just... dayum! To which Mr. CHTFV replied, lots of women on Peaky Blinders have pretty faces, but he really wants them to "eat something." So it was equal opportunity, and we then had a brief discussion…

I was a little teary at the end. But I was starting to worry earlier because the humor is pretty dark throughout, and my husband and I (ok mostly me) were often the only ones laughing. I think we were younger than most of the other folks in the theater? Maybe we heard the dialogue better? Or we just have the sickest…

there are Pygmy hippos, but they're the size of a *huge* dog! But I really want one, even though I respect the right of wild creatures to be FREE cause they're so. Freakin'. Cute.

You're supposed to at least give your drunk partner / housemate/ cousin a courtesy "wake up! Dinner time,"" And maybe shake their shoulder a bit, then when he/she groans "Lea' me alloooooonnnne," you say "you'll feel better if you eat something." Which isn't true, but once you did it and they turned their back and…

I cry out for justice for Joe Manganiello! Even Channing Tatum thinks he's hot as hell & promised us lots of him in Magic Mike XXL. How did he get sidelined from Sexiest Man Alive status to "Sexiest Bachelor" or whatever the hell that was?

I wonder if he wasn't a good reader. I am glad you helped him! Some adults who are illiterate try to only eat at the same restaurants all the time, because they know they can order a burger or a steak and be OK. This man may have tried to find a restaurant in an unfamiliar area, and misread the sign. I'm glad it…

This! Vodka hour for the win(e)! Plus Tini Hour, Rita Hour, Cooking Together With G&Ts Hour, and I May Be Pregnant So You Drink For 2 & I Eat Cashews Hour.

You are awesome! When the Great Pumpkin fliers overhead, I bet hedips his wings in salute at your house. Never change! Also I'm forwarding your comment to my husband who doesn't want inflatable lawn decorations. They are letting people know CANDY HERE!!!!

The two Siamese kittens meowing in stereo was next. Level. Cute.

I love Scott Bakula, but would have loved this more if he and Kate Mulgrew presented together: Starship Enterprise captains 4-EVER!!! And then George Takei could have made a cameo.