More good news: there's a girl from Philly pitching in the Little League World Series, she sounds pretty awesome: https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=…

A native Idaho vegetarian would order a baked potato. With a side of Tater Tots.

I remember crying at the end of Mrs. Doubtfire, when he told the viewers even though some people don't see their mommies or daddies for a long long time, "you'll be all right, poppet." He had such a gift. We will miss him lots.

I WANT ALLLLLL THE EARS. Must play with the puppy ears!!!

I loved these: "a jet ski, the most rebellious of watercrafts" AND "kids are smoking in joint form ... the ashes of their former innocence." Good game today, Dodai!

Also, loved the phrase "a jet ski, the most rebellious of watercrafts." Good game today. Dodai! Selena is your new muse.

Tracy, I just wanted to tell you I misread the headline at first as "Celebrity Hot Farts in Gorgeous Retro-Inspired Lingerie," so of course I (my inner 7-year-old) was intrigued and clicked on the link. I also enjoyed this article in its own special way, of course. But now I'm wondering what you would do with the…

Agreed but that Bernese is one cute pup! I'm jealous you get to come home to snuggle them. Did you watch the episode of "The Amazing Race" last season with the Bernese hauling milk jugs in the Alps? They were awesome!

Can her village please come and claim their idiot?

The Superman undies. I. Just. Can't.

Without being able to laugh at & judge dumb customers, the entire economy would come to a halt: not just food service but all of retail, all service industries, and most other workplaces. We need the lubrication of goodwill mixed with snarky rage, toward customers, coworkers &/or management, to get through our working…

I dated a guy from the Midwest once who told me he'd decided to be a "vegetarian" when he was in college. I think it must have been at least in part to impress a girl. He said he ended up eating cereal for breakfast and French fries for most of his other meals, for a few months. There must have been veggies and…

Cannoli = ill-gotten $$ to be laundered, says "The Sopranos." Also, a delicious pastry which should be taken along with you from the scene of a crime, per "The Godfather."

I'm of two minds about this particular drunken life choice. On one hand, mmm, late night Subway run! On the other hand, there's a risk that in the morning, he'll have both heartburn and a hangover. Need an intrepid 20something to report on this.

Isha, it must be annoying to work summer weekends, but I enjoy the weekends when you take over Jezebel so very much. Never stop delighting us!

Wait, no more topless beaches in France?? Why? Jezebel, please track down this story! I no longer read French well enough to do my own research, so I must respectfully request that you do this (plus I'm feeling lazy on a Friday afternoon).

GET OFF MY LAWN!!! Or else I will pee on your head. That is all.

1. Beyoncé 2. Michelle Obama 3. Catherine the Great (reading a bio) 4. Cleopatra 5. Madame de Sevigne

I just wrapped my brain around the hotness that is Sofia Vergara + Joe Manganiello. How can I comprehend this new hotness of Eva + Ryan = babby??!! TOO SOON!!!

"Is it possible for a man to be too hot?"