Ostriches are assholes. I'm glad he's harassing them.

That kid is going to get an awkward ass phone call...

Once, the KKK stopped the Church for protesting a soldier's funeral, because we live in a weird fucking country.

Accio freedom.

Did you say Jerry Gergich? I think you mean Larry Gengurch.

Carson Kressley is probably the only one who appreciates that comparison.

Lupin, anyone? Because I'm still sadz about that one, especially since J.K. herself said that she originally planned to have him live.

love this GIF!

Sirius and James were more mean-spirited as kids than the Weasley twins were.

Dude, Sirius and James were like the OG Weasley twins. And yeah, I had a massive pre-teen crush on Sirius Black (and if we're going to be honest, it never really went away!). He's a great character, definitely one of the influential out and multi-dimensional characters in the series. Fred and George were pretty great…

Obviously I love Fred but... I wish Colin had lived. :'( Poor lil' guy.

I just gasped because I was coming on here to say EXACTLY THAT. Poor George.

Carry on, my wayward nuns. There'll be peace when you are done.

Tony?

In a crane in Czexhoslovakia (before it split up) with Miro the crane operator.

I need a safeword.

I would give you all the stars if I could for that .gif. Or maybe I shouldn't give you any stars for making me miss Arrested Development! Arggg I'm confused!