Emily slept with Dylan McDermott. Or was it Dermot Mulroney?
OMG it is!!
It's a lot of plaid for me, but it's her home. Oprah probably wouldn't like the Tardis kitchen door I'm planning.
This is obviously a lie! Oprah doesn't do her own decorating...pfft.
I wish I could stay at hotels when I visit my family.
Me: Are you going to babysit your grandchildren all the time?
That's weird because when they talk, all I hear is the Swedish Chef.
Seriously. I have seen the people that go to these things, and I really wonder if most of them aren't criminally insane or close to it. I would never take a child around uncontained venomous snakes. Children, and wild animals, are too unpredictable.
What's your problem, dude! I totally dig how he called her a lying bitch. It was so cool and on point. He killed it.
Haha that's what I thought when I read the headline - I was like, "Uhh....what?"
Dude, QUEEN of the buzzkill. That story about a teenager hooking up with the super cool guy at local hangout? Oh he's 40 and wants to kidnap you or he'll kill your family. Joyce Carol Oates is one of the Original Buzzkills.
Having tried (and failed) to read several of her books, I totally agree with this.
The only thing that can stop a bad fetus with a gun is a good fetus with a gun.
In early stages of development, all fetuses start out as Republicans. This is why women usually experience nausea and vomiting in early pregnancy.
I want to see a non-concealed permit for fetuses.
I call makeup my game face. It's what I want people to see when I don't want to be vulerable. I have really sensitive skin (and I'm a tomboy) so I don't like to wear it, but there are times when I just need it.