Nah. Instagram should be renamed Sahara Desert because everyone in it is thirsty as fuck.

Sad but true: Instagram should just be renamed “Look At My Ass.”

Jebus, is this common core math?  It must be because I can’t make out what we’re trying to do here.

Im not opposed to using them as yardage markers on public golf courses.

Fuck off with that!

Here we go:

He’s going to Area 51 to get Tupac outta there

I don’t think we have to put down one woman to elevate another. That’s right from the misogynist troll’s bag of tricks.

Evening, Jezzies! I remembered to post on time for this SNS! Yay!

***random chicken post***

Had a few “OOF, right in the childhood” moments when I went to our local mall to buy some jeans. I wear my jeans until they break down, which is one of the reasons I haven’t been to the mall in years. I always get my jeans at The Gap (yes, I’m “basic”, come at me). Walked into the mall, and to the location I know the…

Hey all...so things have actually happened this week.

In “brace yourself” news the divorce has taken a step forward. The court has approved my petition and now is the time to try and work out the best way of reaching a financial settlement but I have zero idea how to go about trying to convince my so-called-husband…

It’s scrolldown fug. Starting from the top: fantastic hair, face beat to the gods, that jacket is everything, and....OH GOD WHY.

Also, what about the other person wearing the shorts suit, all the way over on our right?!  

You fabulous thing!

Kim is not aware of anything, so

abolish sleevery

Shelter Cat Update!

Mayonnaise on hamburgers is gross

Okay, seriously...you should not be asking for mayo. Stop that immediately!