well today has peaked.

Can we also talk about how ‘Baroness Witherspoon’ sounds like the villain of a children’s novel?  I mean, I’d read it and all, just sayin’.   

And smoky eye. 

That dog does better winged eyeliner than me

I think I’m just going to straight up start murdering people for using the phrase “clap back.”  Really I see no other course.

Yeah, no way they’d get invited to the WH. Trump thinks soccer is for the furriners. And the women...are not his type (the type he likes to rape\molest)

Also is it really that hard to not post pictures of your poor kids on social media as a celebrity? I have literally never wondered about the day to day mundane activities famous people do with their offspring.

I usually call Biden a douche. He's outdated, unnecessary, and bad for women.

I’m commenting here knowing that this is as safe a place as I could possibly find:

The party sounds lovely! Your theme gave me a giggle, I love it. So glad you decided to do something and that it was enjoyable.

Hmm. I’ve had a variety of holiday-related disasters - being stuck on a plane which flew over the tail-end of the Great Storm of 1987 (fucking hell, never again), being on a 747 that experienced rather dramatic turbulence flying over Indonesia (always fun when you’re trying to quaff a G&T and the wee telly says you’ve…

Buffett is a pretty vocal democrat. Not that that means all of his fans are, but his audience doesn’t necessarily just fit that stereotype. Most of his concerts I’ve been to have been filled with liberal, pot smoking hippies. 

Shelter Cat Update!

I lost my shit when my sister called me a bridezilla.

I know several women who lost their minds and their manners over their weddings...wonder how they will ever handle marriage, which is full of compromise and challenges...mine lastd 20+ years but every day was something...little things,giving in for peace, choosing battles etc. Living alone, even poor, is bliss for me.

You see a head of hair like that and you want to run your fingers through it, not have it cut the inside of your thighs (sorry ;) )

Man, Hot For Pastor is just barking up all the wrong trees, and I think your advice is spot on, Nerdlove. He needs to get out of that church. And if he really is a minor and a 20 something youth pastor is subtly making moves on him, he probably needs to consider reporting that dude to some kind of authority.

I don’t know about this advice- if you never leave your apartment, how can you possibly be seen walking back to your apartment with a grocery bag that has a baguette prominently sticking out the top?

When my first sugar glider died, I legit considered having him freeze-dried and using him as a paperweight.

Yeah, I think if dogs were capable of reason, they would want us to adopt other Good Doggos in their memory, rather than buying or cloning.