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“Hot to trot”? Did we time travel back to 1925?

My husband comes from a #catsjustneedtoroam background (Europe) - and he almost had me convinced. So we let fully clawed, black Cat out and he didn’t come home and after an hour I didn’t trust it and ran out looking for him.

This used to happen to me. Eventually, during a colonoscopy that was the end result of two years of feeling this way, it was discovered that I had a tortuous sigmoid colon. The sigmoid colon is the part of the colon that points downward on the left side. Tortuous means “twisted.” It was the result of a relatively

I did think about the cops who went in the building and took this murderer on, their bravery helped save lives. And one of them was shot.

I fear you.  I once read a story about getting revenge by putting raw shrimp inside the curtain rods, and now I’m convinced you wrote it, and I am grateful.

He says he’s going to post fashion for men, but I only see a giant pissbaby in his modeling photos.

Single income middle class family with two young kids, a home mortgage, working my butt off at a very good job, and basically just breaking even. My income was basically the same and I do my own taxes. My Federal taxes were identical to the prior year. If I had taken the standard deduction, it would have imperceptibly

Let me tell you what happens one day when you try on Birkenstocks for the first time and you’re wearing warm, squishy socks and you feel so damn SUPPORTED that you’re like, fuck it, I’m doing this. And it’s great. And you’re not sorry.


Be careful what you wish for. The sight of attenuated elderly genitals sagging down one leg or other is a fashion trend I hope never to see.

Glad to see the government shutdown ending opened the Smithsonian long enough for this fossil to lumber his way out of the diorama to our airwaves to again ramble on about what he thinks latinx people need in our country.

As a fellow Virginian, thank you. Just because we’ve made some progress doesn’t mean our state doesn’t still try to compete with North Carolina to see which one can be more racist.

As a resident of NOT a NOVA part of VA, thanks for this. Seconded. I helped turn my neighboring district this past election and it took A LOT of work and time and abuse. However, I would also like to shout out Justin Fairfax because he is WONDERFUL and strong and I appreciate the hell out of him.

 Best summation of the photo op:

I thought she was perfectly cast in “One For The Money”. Color her hair brown and she is a perfect Stephanie Plum. She’s the right kind of pretty (not too thin and model-ly) and she has great physical comedy skills, and is not afraid of a good pratfall. The problem with the movie was that they didn’t have the

I didn’t hate Heigl until One for the Money.  Taking Janet Evanovich’s funny, profane, and screwed-up Stephanie Plum and turning her into ... that... was unforgivable.

Things I say to people concerned with their weight :

1. Don’t do it for anyone else but yourself, unless you’re doing it for your family.
2. Do it for your health, not your appearance, but your appearance will improve.
3. Find something you like to do, then do it more often, more intensely, and make sure you revise your

Yes, you, a single person who went to this place occasionally put this place on the map, all by yourself, because your level of influence is just that monumental. Also you’re right, they’re rejecting your child specifically - it is a slap in the face to you! Also, you and your child are the most important people in

Hi Jezzies, I hope everyone had a lovely Christmas or just a peaceful day. I want to thank all of you that replied to me about what they were doing to help the homeless, you are amazing. I had a wonderful time with my family and Ollie was very well cared for by the cat sitter. This is a pic of me and my family in

I had rough year so I took myself on vacation for xmas and bought myself jewelry. Only my niece got a present. I also plan to give up nothing in Jan. NOTHING. 

I would have agreed with you six months ago. But since they’ve decided to worship at the altar of Cardi B, I’d take the Kardashians any day. At least they’re just vapid, shallow and useless -- as opposed to hateful and violent.