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Oh, ffs, I have been in the rooms of Al-Anon long enough to know this: alcoholics don’t need a reason to drink; they drink because they are alcoholics. One of the first things that we as loved ones of alcoholics learn is the Three Cs: We didn’t Cause it, we cannot Control it, and we cannot Control it.

Billie’s is advertising on Facebook as of today, though.

Just remember that it’s him you’re hurting with all of this. And in the end, our son. Why you would want to hurt a man you have no need to hurt is beyond me. Why you would want to hurt a young man who has been devastated already is beyond me. Your obsession with me is between us, and it has been an interesting

Thank you for doing exactly what I thought you would do: dismiss my reply. I’ve been around Gawker/Jezebel since 2007, and I’ve seen a lot of people come and go, and I’ve seen a number of grifters, and watched them as they got exposed. I don’t comment on SNS, because I spend the evening with my partner, but I do read

I think what is very confusing is that a few months ago, you were here talking about a windfall you had, and how you had been able to pay off bills and extend your generosity to some of your friends/family. You can see where that might be slightly confounding to those of us who remember that? And I don't usually

Demi brought her girlfriend and gets “engaged” at the end, so she does find love...at least for however long that lasts. Because we all know she’s all about the ‘gram and publicity and the FabFitFun sponsorships, just like everyone else who does this show.

I happened upon your comments while reading through old BLL posts, after binging the show this weekend. I hope things have improved for you since you wrote these comments. I’ve known other women just like you; wealthy husband, children, total control over every penny, humiliation over asking for even a dime. I could

Omy, I had a migraine and I'm super late, but I'm here with my post-menopausal bump and a tray of fresh fruit and a bottle champagne for the after party! 

Who could blame you? It’s like grazing your day away, only on delicious  cake instead of veggies and fruit and crap.

Especially if it was a mere quarter sheet cake. Child's play, people. 

I’m so sorry for you. I could eat half a cake in one sitting. Because cake is delicious and I love it. Especially if it’s loaded with buttercream frosting.

I've tried and given up on that a long time ago. My hound has perfect eyeliner, and that broke me. 

Okay, but can we talk about Reese Witherspoon's new puppy for a while? 

I would think if you could preserve flowers in a lucite block, why not a small pet?

Can someone please just tell her to wash her hair before she goes on camera? The super-greasy, flat to her head look makes her look like a pea head and emphasize the Maude-era ugliness of the shirt, no offense to the incredible Maude. 

There are 12 dead. His name is DeWayne Craddock. He is from Newport News, Virginia. He put a silencer on a 45, loaded it with an extended magazine. Shot his first victim dead in the parking lot. Moved into the building and continued killing, floor by floor. Like a monster with a killing machine in his hands.

Oh god, thank you. I refuse to buy any lipstick that uses "lippie," I don't care how highly it's rated. That's how badly I hate that word. 

Scale and adorableness. 

I only use gold lights on my tree (real), which are getting more and more difficult to find, and they have a much a much warmer glow than white. I only use German glass, like Polanniase or Radko, and King Neptune ALWAYS goes on first!

She could have at least had her roots done! I know it’s hard to melt down all that plastic every six weeks, but it is Christmas, after all.