It looks like her daughter dressed her. 

I see the Russian hookers were invited.

Honestly....yeah. But she was always so focused on the perfect man for her perfectly planned wedding for her perfectly planned life that no one ever measured up. I mean, she actually dumped a guy because she didn’t like his shoes. The men she wanted were perfect on the outside, but treated her like shit and had no…

I certainly didn’t dream about my wedding or having kids my whole life, even though I ended up married and having a kid in my 30s, so I have never understood that “Every girl dreams about this day!” schlock. But I definitely had a roommate who had her entire wedding planned, down to the flowers and dress, a la Monica…

Maybe it needs that blue metallic tint....just sayin. Or really, an A7.

Like, I drive an Audi and it's a blast and really fast, so that seems like an unnecessary waste. But I guess she can get a new one. Maybe one that matches the tiara. 

I'm so jealous right now, I can barely see straight. And I hate Disney. But damn, good on you! 

Well, I can no longer drink because alcohol triggers my migraines and my family situation is already at an all-time stressor high - what with my soon-to-be ex-husband inviting himself to Thanksgiving dinner at my parents house, much to their adoring delight and my horror. And to tell him no would make me the monster…

My girlfriend and I love her!! She also has her kids on sometimes. 

I always wondered about the penises in Oz, because if those were real and not prosthetics, holy moly, Christopher Meloni. 

Q: Where is the triangle of color that directs you to the subject, Alex Trebek?

My girlfriend and I saw it last night, and I went in with no expectations. It was fantastic. Malek was amazing as Mercury. 

thank u, next

He seems 19

I saw her on Botched, still convinced that just one more surgery on her nose would make her a star. Poor woman. 

A+ trolling. 

Same, when boygerbil graduated, even though his private school kept their main doors locked and had fencing around the campus. I knew you could get on campus after hours for sporting events and things, because we were always there for his games, and what was to stop anyone from doing what they wanted then? It was just…

Oh, and be prepared to look like the jerk for not responding to his gestures of goodwill, his reaching out to you, you know....his being the bigger person who just loves you so much, if only you would just give a little and let him in and stop shutting him out because you know, he IS your father and he loves you and…

This should be the top comment. Replying to boost, because I have nothing to add.