Call me crazy, but I didn’t understand most of this. I’m so glad I’m not part of the LA showbiz.

It may seem like bullshit but being in nature even just someone’s woodsy neighborhood can do wonders. I love hiking on wooded trails and being in nature when my depression is winning.

Same. Been lurking around these parts for at least a decade, at this point mostly out of habit and a little out of (rapidly diminishing) hope that there’s another Lindy West, Irin Carmon, Erin Gloria Ryan, Jenna Sauers, Dodai Stewart, Kara Brown, or Mark Shrayber among these youngins. I really do wonder if anyone bothe…

No doubt there are a lot of Britons who feel this way, but the “people on Twitter said this thing” has to be one of my least favorite pieces of new journalism. There are people on Twitter who say they want to fuck Gritty. We gonna write a story about that now? Actually someone on Giz media probably already has.

I wouldn’t want to sleep in the same house with three small children when I was that pregnant either. Woman needs some sleep.

I’ll cast a full solar eclipse on this then because never have and never will bed an ex. Once I decide a person or thing is bad for me, I stop wanting it inside my body.

I think they prefer to be called “heterosexuals”. 

Why are we pretending that they are actually broken up?

Dont punish yourself about applebees - you already paid your dues if you ate there. Blech.

When I used to read makeup message boards, the word “lippie” to connote lipstick made me die inside just a little every time I read it. LIPPIE. It has the same number of syllables as lipstick, so why use it??

THAT is a word that makes me want to hurl a geyser of disgust. Also the ever so fricking annoying infantilization of words by adding “IE” at the end. Selfies, foodies, techies, ad nauseum. JFC, that shit is getting realllllly old.

I know it doesn’t sound like much, but I went out for dinner and drinks with two friends this week. For me it felt like a major accomplishment, because I’ve been depressed the past few months. I realized I’ve been dealing with it by throwing myself into work (and working way too much) as a distraction, holing myself…

I fully support animals in neck wear. Pitch will wear a bow tie the rest of his life.

Shelter Cat Update!

Hopefully I’m not too late this week?

Well, I’ve been suspended/locked out of twitter for abusing trump! Boo hoo...also nine days out from knee replacement surgery and white knuckling since I didn’t know when I could refill my oxycontin. Hope all are doing well and staying warm & dry* & happy...

my cats! they are super cute. the one on the right is a giant the size of a small beagle. the ragdoll is normal cat size.

That cat is on serious business.

Job update: I got a call on Monday from the recruiter who did my phone interview. I now have a face-to-face interview with the pharmacy manager in charge of transitions of care and the emergency department. She would likely be my manager if hired. I’ve been knuckling down even more to make sure I nail this interview.

Hi Jezzies,