My Great Aunt used to have an aluminum tree in the late 60's, and she would have me come over to her bachelorette apartment downtown for the weekend to help assemble and decorate it. Every year she chose a different color scheme for the balls: all red, all blue, including same colored light strings. That whole…

I have my grandmother’s ceramic Christmas tree. I love it. And I hate that fake retro ones are everywhere in stores now. Mine has sentimental value and is irreplaceable. Chihuahua for scale.

My dog has been hearing the door bell for almost 10 years.  He still looses his shit.

Real tree. Fake trees are an abomination. Get a real fucking tree that smells like real fucking Christmas.

Having been canceled 4 years ago, it definitely doesn’t count as new but I will never not recommend Drop Dead Diva on articles like this. It’s so underrated and Brooke Elliott is a goddess. 

I used to do oil changes at Walmart. Once when working on a car I kept hearing what I thought was a bird chirping somewhere under the front fender. Turned out it was a kitten that had crawled up in there and couldn’t get out. We got it and handed it over to the car owner who had no idea where the kitten had come from…

Girl, I feel you, I liked my ex’s dick too. But it’s time we face the music and move on. I mean, the sex was great, but now he’s married with a kid, even though he told you he didn’t want to marry you because marriage is such an archaic tradition and we don’t need a slip of paper to prove our love, oh, but now that…

I feel a Jane Fonda joke is missing here.

The Cardi B/Offset drama is about as scripted as an episode of Real Housewives. Can we just ignore them for a bit? Please?

But all of them are dispensable.

I didn’t think it went much lower than the Kardashian bullshit but I was clearly wrong - so much Jezebel love for nasty Cardi and her antics - never going to read another post with Cardi attached to it.

Who is this person? And why is she apparently the only thing Jez is interested in discussing for two straight weeks?

I’m just going to be that old lady and say that this falls under, “things you don’t need to share with the class, Cardi B.” I have to think there’s some space between being sex-positive and telling anyone who’ll listen that you want your trifling ex’s dick to “destroy” you. Sheesh.

Icke was called out way more than Walker in this piece.

As someone who has tried WW in the past and just started back up again three weeks ago I’m going to quibble with you a bit. I think that WW is what you make it. We can talk about “what WW stands for” but how a person chooses to use the service is entirely their choice. The idea of wellness is subjective. Why isn’t…

Well me & my brand new right knee are home and I now have an annoyed cat on my chest. Man did I have some weird dreams in the hospital! Think due to the anesthesia & opiates! Thanks to everyone for the support, so far everything seems to be going ok! (The oxycontin is definitely helping, I won’t lie...)

Job update: I can’t remember if I mentioned this last week, but I attended a virtual career fair and chatted with HR in Cleveland for twenty minutes, during which she scheduled a phone interview for this past Wednesday. It went very well and my application has now gone to the pharmacy manager at the Clinic’s main…

A lil update for anyone who’s interested:

It’s been a year and a half since the former Mr. Chocobo and I split. I was super depressed and angry ,but I’m much better now. There’s no question of us getting back together but Mr. C and I are friends again. I went back to the city I used to live in to visit my parents and…

And craploads of laser treatments, peels, fillers and whatever other treatments dermatologists can come up with. She looks good, she doesn't have that stiff, stretched look that people get when they overdo it, but there is no way she looks like that from just healthy living and moisturizers

lol @ calling Mr. “Slavery Was a Choice” a “whipping boy” for anyone. He suffers no real negative consequences for his actions until it starts costing his family money, and he’s always been a dick, aside from the mental illness. He has always been an egotistical misogynist and a jerk, and that is his personality,…