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That Core/Becky G/Dr Luke story is bananas. I don’t know who she is but I hope she gets her money. And I’m not drinking Core ever again knowing Dr Luke is part owner. 

It’s kinda amazing that this Beard award winning restaurant journalist never contemplated the illogic of Stanich’s story - that a restaurant would have to close because it was TOO popular and packed with paying customers. A restaurateur in that position who wants out of the business simply sells to someone else,

I want to say thank you for everything you do. I have been lucky in my life to never have needed an elective abortion, but a few years ago I had a missed miscarriage, and my options were to undergo a medical abortion or a D&C when it became clear after 2 weeks that my body wasn’t going to expel the fetus on its own. I

Tom Cruise is 5'9" just like all guys on the Internet have 9" dicks.

Well done I say! That tiara deserves to be worn and flaunted, not cooped up in a stuffy old home. 

Anyone who is “made” to buy jewelry for someone else outside his own free will is an idiot who deserves what he gets.

Nah, women’s way is better: Don’t steal, just make someone else pay for it.

Also Lauren, using the one image that Amanda Bynes had issues with that sent her into a body dysphoric shame spiral seems a little unnecessarily cruel, no?  

I don’t feel bad for his family. They’re probably the ones that brainwashed him and made him think this was ok in the first place. This is the logical conclusion.

I had to say goodbye to one of my precious pups on Monday. She was sweet, funny, bold, and lovable. Everything a dog should be. I have a corgi shaped hole in my heart.

Yay, I think this is the first night that I’ve caught SNS since I moved to the UK. I posted back in July (?) that I was moving from Vancouver to Edinburgh for grad school and a lot has happened since then. It took us over a month to get here due to delayed visas and the heat embargo in the UK when travelling with

The only reason Whiskey won is because Puck isn’t eligible. Stupid breedists!

Awww; they’re ALL best boys (and girls)

Oh my god who else are real good today? My boyfriends mom cooked and I’m food high.

My parents moved away a few months ago which was pretty depressing because I’ve been lucky enough to always live close to my mom. I loooove my mom so much. So I hosted my first Thanksgiving today! My brother and his family came over, along with my husband’s brother, and it was really a delightful day. I’m quite

Best boy? Not even close

So I’ve posted before on SNS recently that I was preparing to leave my husband. Well tonight’s night 3 in my apartment. The very first time I’ve ever lived alone as an adult. It’s surreal. I spent the day either on the bed smoking a bowl or unpacking & making space for my sofa delivery & assembly tomorrow.  I can’t

When dealing with the stress of people with whom you share genetic material and not much else in close quarters with naught but football and dry poultry whose lack of seasoning is papered over with butter (*blech*), you need to use a pincer movement to really be able to destress.

I’m not alone for sure, but my family is a freaking nightmare situation. For that reason, I’m with eight friends at the Grand Floridian in Disney, drinking Sauvignon Blanc and thanking God I can avoid my family. Cheers all!

It’s never the woman you know either. It’s never the opinionated, happy-seeming, confident woman being abused. It’s never the happy mother, the dedicated wife, the accomplished physician. That woman would never be abused. She would stop it. She would not put up with that kind of thing. Her upbringing didn’t