Female officer here. My duty is to protect and serve. If I need to lay down my life, I will. But how incredibly dismissive to state that my fellow officers and I somehow sign up to die. I have a nine month old daughter. My fellow officers have children and families. We do not exist to die.

Why are we calling this woman the girlfriend of the asshole that murdered her and not by her name or by her title, as a respected doctor? She was more than this shithead’s girlfriend.

The horse does, too.

Take a day off from your shit job and go get the good one.

Say hey kittens! For the first time in my life I am not spending Thanksgiving with my family of terrible swfil narcissists and enablers! I’m going to Disney with friends, staying on a concierge floor at a really good place, and I’m so excited! Tomorrow I have to tell said awful relatives. By phone, because I’m serving…

I’m an absolute wreck at the moment... My dad was in a motorbike accident on Friday. He is in the hospital with his pelvis broken in 4 places, tailbone in 2, bruised bladder, torn urethra, a heap of gravel rash and the top of his ear torn off. Thank God he was wearing all his protective gear! But I'm so stressed and…

So my wife and I text animal noises to each other all the time - most frequently “meow” or some variation. Multiple animal noises usually signal we are especially excited about something.

Fabulous interview with an awesome subject.

Excellent post to help break through the libertarian sociopath “rational” bullshit being spread lately.

Okay, let’s break this down.

Whenever I have to talk to my parents I always have wine. And half a xannie.

Clearly this is another attempt by the leftists to destroy America.

Ooooooooooooor, he could’ve recognized that he was in a position of power and kept his dick in his pants no matter if a pretty young intern was making goo-goo eyes at him?

I never thought about the fact that they make prosthetic breasts for women too. I mean, I believe it, and it explains all those times when an actresses boobs looked so “perfect” and motionless in a scene that it was uncanny. 

Now I am wondering about all of the penises I have ever seen in movies. Are the real or fake?

“In one study, women were randomly assigned a doula when they checked into the hospital, while other women gave birth without one. ‘Women who were assigned to the doula had lower levels of epidurals and C-sections,’ says Oster.”

I adopted today. This is “to be determined.” His name from the rescue was Cirrus, but I’m not keeping that. He’s about 9 months.

I had a family bridal shower thrown for me by my MIL.

My point, which I guess is incredibly difficult to understand, is that there will always be groups that are excluded. If there isn’t a gay person, people freak out, if there isn’t a black person, people freak out, tall, short, fat, skinny, disabled, trans, etc etc. Everything in society is an insult these days it…

Head over to Splinter. They cover the President all the time.