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In MA voters rejected a challenge to our 2016 law providing protections to transgender individuals. This is a historic and first-of-its-kind win not just for trans rights, but for individual liberty across the nation.

Hopefully this smug,smarmy, cuntknuckle, booger-eating, drippy dicked, choad licker will take the hint and join his good buddy Paul Ryan in retirement. I just want to say I don't have anything against Scott Walker as a person... But no Happy Trails bitch

They’ve called the race for Spanberger against Brat! So proud of my fellow Virginians! I know Gillum’s loss is devastating, but his win was going to be a complete outlier if it did happen. However, Spanberger winning against Tea Party/Trumpster favorite Brat on a local level is fucking HUGE!!!!

Virginia is pretty backwards. Less than a dozen people per year were granted their rights back until about 3 years ago. Got my official restoration decree in the mail 3 days after registration closed in 2016, so this year was damn sweet

As a convicted felon who waited since 1984 to finally vote, WOOHOO!

Confirmed

I call b.s. Idris is the sexiest man of ALL TIME. GTFO with that “year” bullshirt.

Hitting kids is bullshit. I legitimately am finally deciding to go into therapy to work through how all of the low-grade abusive things my mom did to me as a kid and teenager (amidst a pretty normal childhood otherwise) left me with feelings of rage, helplessness, and betrayal that I cannot seem to get past on my own.

Presumably their R&D team is hard at work trying to figure out how to make a tree look like shiplap, so we have to suffer through a white tree until they nail (ha!) that one.

The Yeezy Boost 350 v2 triple white, which dropped in September, was incredibly easy to get.

Does it really matter if we don’t know what Kinky Friedman thinks?

It amazes me how many of my childless, liberal friends say, “You should slap him” when I tell them how my teenager is being. How is violence an effective parenting tool? I was hit (including in the face) as a child and it left me with trauma that I only discovered at 40; for every adult that turned out all right I’m

The best response I’ve ever read to “Look, my parents spanked me and I turned out fine!” is “No, you didn’t. You think it is okay to hit little kids.”

What at total piece of fucking shit. This is what privilege looks like: not voting because you’re reasonably certain you’ll be unaffected regardless of who wins—everyone else be damned.

Idk, it’s pretty punk/metal to eat your own tonsil stone, and as a performer in a band named after having your testicles removed; I’d think old Goretooth would be a big fan of Ted and the way he totally rolled over and let Trump mount him after the man called him a liar, insinuated his father was part of the plot to

I’m not quite sure how this is a negative. Politicians break their word all the time about not running for office, and they rarely get penalized for it.

My open-heart surgery is officially scheduled for December 11, barring me coming down with the flu or something. So yeah. NOW I’m scared.

Women are targeted every. day. Over 100 women in the States alone are beaten every hour. The leading cause of death for pregnant women is homicide. It transcends every socioeconomic, political, racial, cultural, and sexual orientation.

We all saw that episode of The X Files. Fantastic documentary.

Pretty sure they’re the result of alien breeding experiments with humans. The probing may have had some unintended side-effects.