I can’t believe this got 74 stars (and counting).

Jack Reacharound

What does it say about me that I thought that the Tom Cruise item was going to show him in a leather bondage harness?

I’m no freaking sommelier, but I’ve had my share of bottles from pretty much every price range under say $1,000. I have no money to buy a bottle over $50.

I know that ASAN (Autistic Self Advocacy Network) is heavily involved in the Disability Day of Mourning. The organization started the Disability Memorial. They’re also very active in the disability community as a whole, in part because many autistics have other disabilities as well.

Adult women should not say “vay jay jay”. Ever.

Sensodyne all damn day you guys. Why do the other brands even exist? It makes your teeth hurt less, it tastes nice, it comes in multiple varieties (current: the whitening ‘repair’ formula, dentist recommended) and it’s PASTE, not goop.

That’s some horribly judgey, unsympathetic BS to say suicide is a selfish act. I’m not talking about this case in particular, which is clearly fucked up, but you just made a blanket statement about people who are ill and in so much pain that they don’t see another way out.

I assume the other party in the murder suicide was a grizzly bear.

Hypothyroidism is the worst, and I’m super impressed you’re losing weight. People don’t realize that it takes a herculean effort if you have thyroid issues - even with medication. Mazel tov!

-Got into an argument about how anyone who thinks Arrested Development isn’t funny is fucking stupid... Right before she told me she doesn’t like Arrested Development (although to be fair I probably wouldn’t have gone out with her in the first place had I known that!)

A couple of weeks ago I posted silver nails, but I figured out how to do rose gold-ish. Here they are! Shabby sweatshirt and all:

I got my dream job. Literally my dream job. I start in May. I am freaking out. I now have to quit my job and move and start this huge new process but I’m so fucking thrilled and I can’t believe it. Holy shit. It’s not quite official but I’m waiting for my contract to be sent to me (Tuesday) before I announce it but…

the air conditioning

While I appreciate your concern, I make good English.

I don’t know about you all, but I think men may be constitutionally too emotional to be in leadership positions.

But don’t the lesbians arrive in a caravan of U-Hauls?

I google “hormonal changes in middle aged women” when I’m feeling hot.

“How do you even get in and out of these? What if you’re at the pool and you have to go to the bathroom? Do you have to bring a friend in with you to help?”