Why can’t we just get a white wine emoji?? Is that too much to ask???

Tough Skins! Winnie the Pooh Shoes! The Smell of Popcorn! A Real Candy Counter! Huge Toy Department! School Clothes Shopping in August! 10 Speed Free Spirit Bikes! Santa Pics at Christmas! Giant Christmas Catalog to peruse with a greedy heart!

Wow, it’s ending after six seasons and I’ve still only watched that one scene of Allison Williams getting her ass eaten out.

My favorite Patti LuPone moment is her facial expressions in the background as Donna Murphy stole the Sondheim birthday concert. (I want to provide minutes but, also, it’s great so you should watch it. But it’s about the 2:50 mark.)

Kristin, always with the dramaaaaa

The biphobic comments downthread have me seeing red and feeling really uncomfortable as a bi woman. Flag and move on, please don’t give these trolls anything to feed off of.

Excuse me but I breastfed my three kids and now they all developed super powers, one of them flies, the other is invisible at will and the third one can climb walls and turn into a shadow.

Available in many fine retail establishments and in several types to accommodate most babies. Switching from Breast milk to formula allowed Lady Stig more sleep, regained fridge/freezer space, the ability to travel without the need of a cooler and just water and a divided container of powder.

How much of a part of this is the insanity of the Breast is Best hysteria? I know there are important documented benefits of breast milk for premature infants because the antibodies in it are valuable for helping them stave off infections, among other things, but I doubt all this demand is coming from preemie moms…

an abomination

-This food is vegetarian.

I hate his stupid fucking face so much.

I have a mental glitch which means l still can’t not read “Jonathan Cheban” as “Michael Chabon”. I couldn’t figure out why a successful author would be hanging out with the Kardashians. This is also why for ages I was convinced Khloe was going out with French Stewart instead of French Montana.

Eartha Kitteh once saved my life! One of the pilot lights on the stove had gone out, and she woke me up by vomiting as the apartment filled with gas. We would both be 100% dead if it wasn’t for the fact that you can NEVER sleep through the sound of a cat vomiting.

To bring this little piece of news even closer to home, how about we all share our sober birthday? I know there’s many of us here that are recovering addicts.

No kidding.

Speaking of ducks I took this picture on a recent trip.

Little Penguino and I went to ACLU resistance training today and she is psyched! Nothing like watching a tween show passionate feelings about the state of the country.