Haha. They’re roly polys!

I unknowingly took a boy’s virginity in New Orleans on St. Patrick’s Day weekend, then proceeded to have the sluttiest weekend of my life (in a healthy/#reclaimingtheword way).

Note to all: YesYesThisAgain is our resident “but ACTUALLY” MRA type. Do not engage.

Has Kellyann Conway been alerted to this latest tragedy? When will the massacres end?!?

Either way...

Unclear.

Bobby, are you sure you didn’t just die and go to heaven for a few minutes?

11/16/13. I totally, truly love alla y’all.

11/11/10 - different fellowship, (almost) the same steps!

12/12/1980 (alcohol)

9/26/11

6/1/2016! Just birthed my soberbaby!

1/29/17 - Really hasn’t been that long but this is the first time i’ve been completely sober in my [relatively] entire life (since age 14 and i’m 33 now).

7/24/16.

6/24/2008

3/6/17 - Gonna be 3/7/17 tomorrow!!

4/12/15. Almost 2 years!

08/12/07

11/18/12. Homeless to homeowner in just under four years.

12/18/14 !!!!