HomeGoods rules, we are just like celebs

And there are several of these ‘male feminists’ on this very site who post on every fucking thread trying to be every fucking top comment so they can pat themselves on the back and collect stars and feel like they are the elusive ‘good guy’. It’s always the most bottom of the barrel innocuous comment only designed to…

I’ll probably get a lot of flack for this but damnit I thoroughly enjoy Love Actually. I also think a “sequel” that’s only ten minutes long and for charity (!) is the best possible remake scenario.

If I were wiretapped, people would get super bored of listening to me baby-talk my dog.

Can we please focus on the real bathroom issues? Like people who leave the sink all wet or piss all over the seat? These are the people we need to be banning from bathrooms.

I love how they come in two packs. Hostess understood before anyone that ‘quit lying to yourself’ was good marketing.

Congratulations! Your post made me smile. You deserve all the good stuff!

Well, since this is a hotly contested issue in many parts of the country, and she might be in a better position to sway people who on the fence about it, I’d imagine a lot of people who care about women having access to reproductive rights give a shit about this.

That’s my secret. I’m always considering that.

That was mine.

A couple of things.

I’m starting to think men shouldn’t be allowed out of the house.

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

Translation: 5 min of oral sex while making it clear that this a HUGE gift and you really dont like it and by the way i have a job and could be sleeping right now shitty oral sex.

The most fucked up thing that women are indoctrinated into believing is that the angry/irrational/abusive man in their life is somehow “hurting” and that to be a good partner(etc.) is to stay to help a person who is actually hurting YOU.

The brave officer stopped it before the US turned into a Swedish hell hole.

That looks like a bunch of sleep masks woven together.

I believe the word you need here for your disgusting mating tarp is ‘funket.’

no one can be mean after something if they are unconscious. I sleep.