Technically, Ivanka is a pet.

Oh, my heart. So adorable.

In other good news, Good Governor Terry Mac in VA vetoed a bill to defund Panned Parenthood in the Commonwealth.

Umm, I very much care if two 13 year olds are having sex with each other, and I imagine if you were a parent to a 13 year old, you would too. If 13 is too young to consent with an adult partner, how is it not too young to consult with another child? Another child uneducated on safe sex, pregnancy, sexually transmitted…

After 10 years, I finished paying off my student loans today! *High fives all around*

Peak Wilmore and his give no fucks takes are sorely missed from late night. All those bland white men with their clever (lolz) jokes on late night really do such compared to Wilmore. Sam Bee though is golden.

Hamburger: OK
Horseburger: Bad

Exactly this. I totally thought Kanye must have gone through the garbage bags of old clothes in my garage that I’ve been meaning to drop off at the Goodwill for the last 20 years.

Let’s be honest. This is all pretty terrible. I can’t even imagine the price point on this garbage. I already own jeans and hoodies and I don’t wear them on my high-fashion days.

...and to be quiet or to be depressed or to blame me is not productive, so that’s what I would say about that.

Palin’s “I can see Russia from my house” seems so quaint now that the Russia is coming from inside the house.

As someone who lives in Japan, speaks Japanese, and wears Japanese clothes.... um. Japanese people honestly do not care about this. My first yukata was a gift by a boyfriend, who wanted me to wear it because it was cute. I have a $2000 furisode that is for special occasions... bought by the mother of my boyfriend for…

Carlos Santana has spent the last 20+ years making tasteful, expensively produced, profoundly boring music for people who don’t really like music but enjoy shopping and wine. In Adele, he recognizes a kindred spirit.

Speaker Ryan laughs incredulously as Trudeau explains the concepts of universal healthcare, feminism and leg day.

My grandmother died a couple of years ago from cancer. She was sick in the end stage at home for about five months and I refused to go see her. Everyone told me I’d regret it. When she died, I didn’t go to the funeral and everyone told me I’d regret it. I don’t regret either one. She stood there and literally watched…

I hate her the most, too, I just thought it would be an unpopular opinion. I haaaaate her stupid EEVO and that every time she puts salt into a dish she throws a bunch over her shoulder ‘for good luck.’ It’s so damn wasteful and her kitchen must be disgusting.

2X adoptive parent through international adoption, so kind of a topic that matters for me. We had three bio kids and decided to adopt. Birth order is a real issue when adopting a child, and most reputable agencies will caution you that adopting a child that is older than one already in your home can make for a more…

Lack of punctuation and capitalization is a peeve of mine. Especially on Facebook Messenger.