I agree against the 10 short text messages instead of 1 moderately sized text. you’re going out of you way to hit send after each half sentence. Even if you have an angelic voice that makes you orgasm everytime you hear it as notification you would get annoyed of getting hit with 10 back to back to back and not even…

Why do people hate periods.

If your texts look like Prince song titles, I’m not responding.

Why do people hate periods.

So, like how boring was that halftime show? Gah.

I read that Trump complained about Spicer’s suits. TRUMP, of all people, had opinions about another man’s suits. They are supposed to be adult men, why can’t they dress as such? Obama always had such gorgeous suits, Trump looks like a toddler in his older brother’s suit and Spicer looks like he won his suit at a…

If she’s pregnant, whoever’s tasked with carrying her around will be carrying two babies instead of one. Think about it.

well if we are all dead that does explain why Frederick Douglass is still around

I’ve given men that look. It’s usually after they’ve given me multiple orgasms and then announce they’re going to go get me a piece of cake and will be right back.

I’d go with: “If you’re seeking to embrace Christ, stop being such a Godforsaken cunt.”

Trump will roll out his Hitler Youth program any day now, so yeah definitely alternatives.

We all have our biases. My bias is an irrational hatred of Julia Roberts. I refuse to see anything she is in.

Team Dog does not approve.

I am in the greys, but since we are talking about bengals, I am adopting this little princess on Saturday and cannot contain my joy! She’s half siamese half bengal and I have named her Leia, please enjoy the gif

Yes, Bobby can beat Jungletrax. BECAUSE HE IS A DOG. #teamdog #dontcare #bitemecatlovahs

No love for Taraji, people?!?! She looks absolutely divine!

This might be a good time to recall something of which many of us are ignorant in our own history. It is estimated that 10 to 30% of Africans forced to our shores as slaves were of Muslim descent: many of them spoke and wrote in Arabic; some of them Hafidhs who had memorised the entire Qu’ran and could recite it in…

Jared gives me the heebie-jeebies on all levels. He looks like he’s made entirely of plastic not quite stretched correctly over his roughly human-shaped form.

I live in the Norfolk area. This is my zoo. I think I know what happened to that Panda.

Sheela the Irish Wolfhound just takes over all the dog beds