I bet the twins, Lucy and John David stole it, intending to throw it into the tub next time she takes a little wine and faucet time

Nah. I think Satan cut off the brimstone before her hair was done.

It’s not about his personality, it’s about watching him walk around and try to sit in really tight pants.

It’s not about his personality, it’s about watching him walk around and try to sit in really tight pants. Watch his hometown from last season closely, you’ll see what I mean, it’s hilarious.

Cheers to Jay for throwing something correctly.

Ooh, I’ll bet she has to use both of her facial expressions for this role.

with a penis (necessary for this experiment

Maybe MAYBE it’s possible that you’re having drunk sex with your girlfriend and while your going at it normally on one of the thrusts your dick comes out and then hit her butt but you don’t know cuz you’re just chugging along and shit now she’s crying and ok it’s honey I’m sorry I didn’t mean to I didn’t even know I…

...yes, but she’s been divorced from Mottola since the late 90s. I have a hard time believing she’s had zero opportunity to learn basic stagecraft since then. Shit happens to the best, yeah. But there isn’t any excuse for how unprofessionally she handled the entire thing. Mottola may have stunted her musicianship (and…

I agree she’s not tv material. She isn’t one of those singers who’s also super fascinating and loveable and doing interesting things. She’s one of those people who appear to be a worse and worse shitshow the more you see of them. It’s best to keep her visibility to her voice. Everything else she tries to showcase…

What’s with her lip? Did they forget to zip up her collagen injection port?

I love this and would like to use it with my future kids. I’m only 11 weeks pregnant but fiercely preparing to keep my own damn bed to boyfriend and myself. I slept in the other room as a kid and my kids (and my sex life) will survive it just fine.

Someone on Jez once described the stupidest thing they’d ever heard — a dog birthday party with a photo booth. And I was like, “I WANT TO GO TO THERE.”

That is dirty, LaToya. Dirty.

LaToya knows what’s up.

I don’t knows who these people are but you hate them therefore I have started to hate them too.

Oh dear. In the US, at least, most all of our hygiene products (that can be argued as “gendered”) are sold at different prices. “Gendered.” Whatever. I buy men’s razors and antiperspirants not only because they are cheaper, but because they are better. We gals have fallen for the “YOUR stuff is so special, and…

My two female guinea pigs having at each other in a hump-a-thon must also have this “homosexual spirit”.

IS NO ONE SAFE?

I think it’s called facebook.

Mariah can go fuck herself. She doesn’t dance or do anything else extra on stage. All she has to do is stand there and sing. Her voice is the thing that she thinks allows her to be this uppity-diva caricature and not only does she have the gall to lip-sync, not only does she not apologize for it, she blames it on…