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It’s categorically false to say Spears “gets nothing but praise.” There is plenty of criticism of her lip syncing.

Okay, I’ll bite. I think live music is thrilling. A terrific singer can change up phrasing and intonation, decide to come in ahead of or behind the beat, respond to what’s in her heart or what’s going on in the world. She can keep the material fresh. There is a reason fans of acts like the Grateful Dead or Bruce

Me neither, but I find divas tiresome as a general rule. I also don’t care for Beyonce or Rihanna; makes me feel like a supbar Jezebellian.

Can I share my fun craft? I decided I needed a decoration for my coffee table for Christmas eve, so I made a paper bough of holly to wind around my bowls holding predinner snacks.

And let’s be honest, does anyone actually like truffle? Rich people pretend to because it’s fancy and expensive, but it actually tastes like garbage, so.

I said it before when the majority of people were tiptoeing around calling invanka out on her shit cos she had been groomed, but that woman is dangerous.

Never watched KUWTK but a spin-off where Rob, Scott and Kanye get a bachelor pad together could be somethin’. Lamar can drop around from time to time just to chill. And they’ll occasionally plot epic pranks against Tyga, like sending “agents” to reposess his stuff and tipping off TMZ.

Ann Coulter, but only if she demonstrated each one.

I have been reading for almost a year but never posted. Christmas this year has been hard. My Dad is visiting and I’m trying so hard to show him that I am doing OK. He comes every year at Christmas no matter what. So I have to remind myself that even though change feels slow for me it must be pretty dramatic for him.

He’s a good boy. The best good boy.

“I don’t play golf and I don’t have a mistress.”

And he punched Justin Bieber in the face, which makes him a hero in my book

CHICKEN CUTLETS!!!!

yeah she’s basically Phoebe Price now

I wore mine to the beach just the other day and I LOOKED fab. Here’s a pic for all you jelly types.

The only name I recognized was “Sade.”

No, it’s the constant whining about every little comment or joke people make.

I collect Christmas stuff, mostly old ads and art. Here are a few period pieces related to this.

The most important thing is, he enjoys being watched while he’s picking them up and putting them down.