This reminds me of a video a coworker showed me a few weeks ago:

My dog would freak out for a life sized lobster toy.

DYING.

It literally happened to me last night in the auditorium booth that I work in part time at a museum. And I cried all night because I was too afraid to tell him to stop because he was a guest invited there and I’m an employee. Wouldn’t he just complain about me to my employer if I yelled at him, or slapped him, or…

Jeeeeesus Ballet-Dancing Christ! It is NOT cultural appropriation, and to call it such, just like when people call The Big Bang Theory “nerd minstrel” and carp about how that’s not what nerds/geeks are actually like (despite there being a broad and not entirely definable spectrum), is an insult to actual cultural…

Dave, thank you for doing this. From our conversations, I have a sense of how much time you spent on this. I believe your aim was true and your heart was pure. As I read this, I am both angry and sad. Sad for what happened to my friend. Angry that I only knew of her condition after she had passed, when it was too late…

Oh my god, dolls scare me so if someone with a doll mask appear from nowhere in front of me I would scream like there is no tomorrow. Yes, it is disturbing.

I do not enjoy the persona or music of Melanie Martinez.

Our pizza guy always brings Milkbones for our dogs. When I had to tell him that Rudy, my 12-year-old Golden, had died, we BOTH cried. Ditto the groomer. Seven months later, I’m STILL fucking crying over this dog. What the fuck is wrong with me? I can’t talk about him at all - I’m crying NOW. I HATE FEELINGS!!

In her jammies

Who doesn’t like mustard on hot dogs?

The drinks were seasoned with male tears, I hope? ;)

Nasty me, and a car full of nasty neighbor women, nastily voted early today. Then we came home and had brunch with from-her-wherever-marys.

Sigh.

OK, I work in a cupcake store that sells by the oz jars and jars of old fashioned candy(Dolly Mixtures, anyone??) and my boys BEG for these. I explain that I can make jello and not fridgre it and they can drink that!

Yeah, Clinton is the shady in waiting to the queen.

Kara, you need to get rid of Locomotive Jones. He was a prolificly racist white supremacist troll over at Gawker who has found his way over here. He only comes out of the woodwork to criticize people of color and those who support them. Even when I find myself on the same side, it’s for a completely different reason.…

He was cleared of all charges.