My Aunt once told me the best cure for migraines was masterbation. So I’m going to assume this is what you Chiro recommended. Science.

If you’re carrying enough water weight to produce tears, you’re too bloated for the runway fam.

Well that explains why the pizza guy never tries to fuck me.

That glass butt plug is a terrible idea.

Who is this guy? WTF.

This is 100% my mother/grandmother speaking through me but I winced at the first few seconds of the Jana Kramer vid.....those package creases in the sheeeeeets, on television!

Krill, baby, krill.

Is it me, or is it awfully rich of her to gripe about women passing their phone numbers to her husband when she was fucking him during his marriage to Marla Maples? Sorry, honey, but if you are the side-piece-turned-wife, you don’t get to complain that your husband is doing to you what he did to someone else.

Eh. He’s not ugly, but he’s not good looking enough that I’d look at him twice if I saw on the street. The hair (which isn’t shown in the pictures shown, but there’s a ton of man-buns in the linked image search. Also don’t like the way it’s cropped from the temple down but really long on top) and beard really don’t…

He deserves a beating for appearing in public with that haircut.

Hmmm, I can’t decide. His beard is a little too perfectly trimmed for my taste (a la 90's boy band members). I think I like my men’s little more rugged.

To each his/her own, but... no.

Well, no one would. A gyno who says “Wow” is an asshole.

Ooooooooooohhhhh! Sick fake billionaire burn! Good one!

I’m old school; I’m still a Feminazi Bonerkiller.

Congratulations, you just helped Dan Quayle complete his crossword puzzle.

Also, got lots of people who worked with us to help get Afghanistan stabilized killed when the list of “collaborators” was made public. What she did was not in any way harmless. Lives were literally lost because of the information she released. Her information was VERY different than the Edward Snowden information.

they should cast Zoe Saldana instead

Ex-fucking-xactly. What kind of nincompoop bullshit is this guy trying to argue here. When I was assaulted there was zero penises involved in the actual event (it was two broomsticks to be exact). Penis too small. This guy should win an award for being a supreme idiot.