My brag is that I FINALLY dumped my bf of 2.5 years b/c of his anger issues. I just don’t deserve to be the occasional recipient of his fucked up and misdirected anger even though he was mostly great. I can’t build a future with that. I’m proud of myself and am staying busy with friends so I’m not too sad about it.

To the lead-in topic, for once: I am, in a moment of supreme pettiness, absurdly pleased to see that 34-year-old Ivanka Trump’s nasolabial lines are already deeper and more noticeable than the light, fine, almost invisible ones on my 49-year-old face.

500DoK fam represent.

Having 20 kids would be uninhabitable for me too. I'm glad they saved those poor women from such cruel conditions.

This is smart, the way to make a Kristen Stewart film watchable is to have Michelle Williams in it.

I don’t get the alleged sexual magnetism. He’s like someone gave a ferret a fake beard and a Vineyard Vines gift card.

Paris is Burning, Man.

If Tyga had any money he would have bought himself a chin by now.

Unpopular opinion: Jennifer Lawrence is unbelievably overrated.

I truly hope this community of real decent, funny, and intelligent family of writers and commentators is allowed to exist untouched. I found a voice on here, a lot of friends, spilled the secrets of my soul, was accepted, and accepted others back. One of my rules was, always star people who respond to your comments,…

I agree. I feel like a jackass but because of the the headline and the direct comparison they are trying to make, my first thought was “Meh... cute but ordinary”.

I know. Which is why I feel icky about her being pushed as a supermodel in the vein of her mother. She might grow up to be gorgeous. She might not, and that’s ok. But right now she just looks like a cute 14 year old kid, and it seems like a weird amount of pressure to put her on a magazine cover and say shes…

A man who turns 50 should expect nothing more than a simple family party where his most important gifts are 3 ties, a 10 pack of tightie-whities, and his kids’ begrudging attendance.

Good luck to us both. It will get better with time but this week sucks ass.

Right? Lots of my friends have posted cutesy bullshit about letting their kids go but one person posted a link to an article that really hit me. The bottom line was: “I know you are moving on to your life and that’s what I want for you but I realize I will never be as important in your life as I was before and that’s…

I tried to be less of a people pleaser. My narcissistic witch mother (I know, she always makes an SNS appearance, sorry) made sure I learned that her life and concerns and whims were to be attended to by me at all times, so what's automatic for me is putting myself aside to take care of everyone else. I'm aware of…

My baby is heading to college this week and I have held my shit together. I’m pretty proud of that.

It cooled off here, but I went paddling while it was stupid hot yesterday, and I saw 2 seals and a porpoise!

I’m just about old enough to have adult grandchildren, but I my personal issue is that, with age, my lips have thinned out, so deeper shades make my lips look smaller, and mattes only make it more obvious.