Kara,

Okay, so lack of access to prenatal care means less health care for both mothers and babies. Which means that preventable health issues are not prevented and non-preventable issues are not managed to make them, you know, less deadly.

All my love and support to you, friend. Here’s me in the same boat on April 14th, the morning of. This selfie is probably my most prized possession.

Counterpoint: me and my doggy who is going to cross the old rainbow bridge in 3.5 hours. :/

I am generally pro being hospitable and all, but Hope Solo is an ass and a domestic abuser, so fuck her. She deserves all the zika chants she gets.

Percheskey is referring to his fleshlight.

Here’s the wifey and me in Hilton Head SC enjoying Crab cakes with friends! Love ya Jezzies!

I miss Thighlights.

Please get drunk and fight the Deadspin staff.

idk if it counts as “beauty”, but I made two new dresses this month and I think I look pretty good so I’m posting them.

That guy is going to have so many deformed kids in 9 months...

Pit Bull can GIT IT. I’d definitely sit on that face.

Awwww, look at the conservative pussy cry!

Imma just leave this here for anyone who might think that “psychics” are “real.”

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

The pink and green kitchen is amazing. I don’t care. It is. The hobbit dining room is a little more ... doubtful, but if you got rid of the stools and let your guests sit on the floor, it’s also not too bad.

I’m an Old, and have really really really enjoyed sex. It ranged from lightweight fun to amazing deep intimacy, but I’m here today to say that even meh or bad sex was always great exercise! Now if only I could find a workout pardner who’d overlook the wrinkles and saggy boobs and didn’t drive me crazy out of bed.. I’d…

No wonder quality of shower heads were dramatically improved

I’m going to go out on a limb here, with what might be an unpopular opinion, but: I’m a fan of the sex. I have it as often as possible and I encourage others to do the same.