I dunno, given that the heat index is going to be somewhere between 105 and 110 tomorrow, I have to say that I really love the idea of a dress that just lightly sits on my shoulders and touches no other part of my body. Some of these are even kind of cute. I said it.

I would wear all of these. I have birthed two children and have not made time to exercise ok. STOP JUDGING ME!

Have you seen Kaine on the stump? Or questioning someone in Congress? Or talking about his career of fighting for civil rights in VA, fighting against housing discrimination, talking about why he’s anti-death penalty? I 100% reject the notion he’s boring.

Seems to me like kids still need to learn math, grammar, literature, history, biology, physics, etc. From people that know about that stuff.

One. Peek-at-chu.

That reference to a pokemon living in someone’s dressing room has me worried about how many pokemon are watching me masturbate.

Hey Jezzies, I’m going back to work on Monday after 5.5 months of (unpaid) maternity leave! I am...equal parts excited and nervous. I love my job, I love the daycare we found, my husband’s work schedule is changing so we’ll be able to spend 2-3 hours with her in the morning and 3 hours at night, so it’s not like I’ll…

Come on you guys.

God’s gift to television. A hot guy in a kilt.

I know which ham sandwich yours is!!

It’s disgusting to watch Ailes’ employees ally themselves with a misogynist and savage Carlson’s reputation in the press. At the level of legal strategy, I really applaud Carlson for filing suit against Ailes personally in New Jersey - where the courts are much less likely to enforce arbitration clauses - rather than…

Matt Lauer is so glib.

Also available as a bulldog.

No we ran out.

Maybe the Cavallari-Cutler kids picked up their daddy’s smoking habit and don’t feel like eating very often.

Right after she tells Lula she’s named after printed leggings.

Thank god I’m not the only person who gets irrationally bothered by this kind of thing. My background as an English major/former copy editor is mostly to blame. Once the rules of grammar become life, it’s hard to ignore shit like this.

I really, really hate when people say, “I could care less,” when what they are actually trying to say is, “I couldn’t care less.” The former indicates that they actually do care, at least somewhat.

Here’s Khaleesi! (She's kind of a dope)

GUYS!!!!!!!!!!