it’s the beige. I love my high waisted bikini and get non stop compliments on it.

This is the most adorable version of this meme I’ve ever seen.

I’ll be sure to post again on the next thread about Anne Hathaway.

you say potato she says taters

I am Team Nobody here. People are insufferable on both sides. People, this woman just had a baby, leave her alone. But also, shut up, Chrissy, you DO care what people say. That’s why you’re posting pictures of your midriff a month after your daughter was born with the excuse caption “mother’s day brunch” BS.

He’s not using it to moisturize, though.

There was sticky rubber stuff and they did NOT stay up and I had a VERY bad walk to breakfast and I am STILL recovering emotionally, they were also a size too big which I told myself did not matter but guess what guys IT DOES

girl, you got some magic thighs

Before skorts were skirts and dresses with undie covers. Like cloth diaper covers. Consider yourself lucky.

Phew! I don’t mind being intentionally rude when the situation calls for it. But being unintentionally rude is no good.

I had a baby on Sunday! We induced early because I had preeclampsia, so I was in the hospital starting Friday evening but by Saturday night it was obvious that my body was not going to cooperate and we ended up with a c-section (worst thing that’s ever happened to my body) but the great thing is that the baby is…

I shopped for records in my older brother’s neighborhood, which doesn’t sound like much, but it’s a huge deal to me. I confronted him last year about sexually abusing me as a kid and that’s the only time I’ve spoken to him in 11 years. I’ve been avoiding his part of town since he moved back here recently, but…

And speaking of friends, can we agree that her “friends” in the movie were kind of jerks ? The scene where they’re tossing her ringing phone around after she just handed out thousands of dollars of gifts. And the boyfriend ? All she wanted was a year. One year to commit to her job and he’s all put out about his…

Would wear. On what occasion, I have no idea, but that’s hardly salient.

Not the beach, a gorge is more like a river. Scotland isn’t really known for it’s consistently warm summers so when the sun does appear people get a little carried away and it’s “Armani be damned I’m jumping in that water” Of course this wouldn’t be an issue for a true Scotsman cause he wouldn’t be wearing underwear ;)

Ahh one more month and my divorce is final!! It takes FOREVER in California. And we just got an offer on the house we own together! It’s all finally ending!!

They're both not as terrible as buttne

Sorry, but you had to be in this video or at least alive when it happened to be counted as a supermodel. I don’t make the rules!