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gerbilsoutofexile
gerbilsoutofexilefinally

Maybe she’s still possessed.

1. Stop being the “cool girl”. This just means to the men that you are cool with being disrespected or mistreated. Just be whatever you want to be. Sometimes what you want to be is considered “cool” sometimes what you want to be is considered “not cool”. Doesn’t matter, you are what you are.

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So Lean is basically the new sizzurp? I’m old, pregnant, and painfully white so I’m not up on what the kids are drinking these days. We just had Boon’s Farm. Those were simpler times.

DONT EVER BRING UP THAT “ARTICLE” EVER AGAIN.

In addition to her steadfast support of a constitutional amendment that denied the LBGT community of Florida basic civil rights she continues to fight to defund Planned Parenthood.

Not only is she an attorney, she’s one of the state attorneys who stopped investigating Trump “University” and coincidentally got campaign donations from Herr Drumpf.

Anderson Cooper has been truly amazing to watch the last few days. Crying with him last night was very cathartic for me after a day of feeling sick to my stomach and trying not to cry at work. Seeing him continue to question this woman showed his journalistic integrity to refuse to let her off the hook for her past

She’s an attorney? A real one? Not an Orly Taitz matchbook cover school of law attorney, but an actual, should be able to speak better off the cuff than the average reality show star, attorney?

I’m praying for the resurrection of Milli and Kitchenette if Jez hopefully does survive. I miss those two so bad.

Tuck them into your bra, in memory of the late, great Cute Overload and its category, Cats ‘N Racks.

Pick up can of Duncan Hines at Target. Avoid eating it on the way home.

My youngest live in nephew tried to eat my contact lense like an oyster while the oldest one took a dump in my yard. So if you want to bitch about your little darlings, tonight I am a super sympathetic ear.

I will try to stay brief but it has been an interesting week. Thursday before last Big Foot complained of a toothache. She wanted the dentist then she did not then she did. Friday morning- she is “dying” but her dentist is closed and no one is taking new patients on a fast basis. Sunday night/early Monday morning this

In high school a guy friend and his buddy dropped by my babysitting gig. They were both wasted. I looked down and said what is that. It was my guy friend’s penis. They had peed in the bushes and he didn’t put it away. Little lesbian Shezza had never really seen a penis before which is why I couldn’t identify it. I

In the spirit of my pregnant tweedle dee/dum photo...My husband and I were cracked out on soooooo little sleep this week that this happened:

State Secret I Am Probably Not Supposed To Reveal About My Fellow Males!

Bra thread! A while ago someone here? somewhere? posted about getting measured for a bra and that being a life changing experience. After 2 pregnancies, breastfeeding, weight that has fluctuated about 50lbs, and a few bras that weathered that whole storm I couldn’t wait to do the same. I’ve been wearing a 38C for 6

Had colon cancer last year. Surgery, no chemo, no radiation.