I am 56, my girlfriend is 49. I never thought I'd love anyone or be loved the way we love each other, or be happy the way we are happy. It's been two and a half years and sometimes, I still wonder why and how. But life is life and love is love and years and ages don't matter; the heart is ageless. 

Oh, my god, that is amazing!!! You are amazing!! 

Eexcuse me, I think your story is the one we need to hear! On. The. Kitchen. Floor. Twins.

Ohhhh, duh. Forgive my brain, was in the middle of a nasty migraine and should have figured that out. Please forgive my rudeness. 

Yes, she did!! Apparently, her ex-husband is a friend of Les’, and speaking out got her career squashed. Which is a shame, because she is an entertaining actress.

https://www.soapoperanews.net/2018/09/soap-alum-sarah-joy-brown-opens-up.html?m=1

I hear that all good girls put them between their knees and it works 100% of the time. 👿

You will always have the tried and true:

Are they a Thing? Like, they have a name and everything? And attached drama? Now I’ve heard it all.

Same, only to find out she’s actually 15, not the 11 or 12 I thought she was. The, uh, horrendous bow that seems to be her trademark kinda threw me.

All we Leos got was Ben fucking Affleck, so don't complain. 

How many carrots was that amethyst, though?

Maybe? He seems like he's still in love with her. Jason seems far enough removed that he would maybe be a better Bachelor, but maybe I think far too much about this stuff! :)

I watched this season, because...Well, I always watch, what can I say. Becca had a strong lead in Blake, an equal, a good partner. What she found in Garrett was someone comforting who “reminded her of her dad,” which she seemed to be obsessed with. She chose a Golden Retriever, a pet she could mold into her own…

Big.

And some women get tummy tucks and belly lipo, so they never have to worry about having a gut.

Oh, god, yes, and thanks for the memories. 

Are you happy when you’re with him? I have the same issues, and it took me a long time to let myself believe that my gf was kind and good to me simply because she was a kind and good person who loved me, not because of any outside reasons. Now I'm the happiest I've ever been, and I've let her love into my life, and…

Spent the first 50 years of my life having sex with men even though I knew I was bi, loved it, enjoyed, had a fuckload of it. Then I had my first woman lover and while it was good and I enjoyed it, it was a one-way thing (I was a pillow princess and was fine with it), and when it ended, I wasn’t sad, as her libido…