The dong stays in the picture.  

It won’t be too long now. You can feel it. The weight of inevitability.

But the sequel was rough.  

I think you’re conflating I & II, aren’t you? Fredo doesn’t betray the family for Solazzo/Barzini in I, that was Carlo.  Fredo made the deal with Ola & Roth in II, and that’s what he was talking about in the boat house where he said he didn’t know they would try and kill Michael.  

But what if I start one that talks about comedy and interviews a bunch of comedians with a focus on how they came up in the business and the differences between stand-up and other forms of comedy?  That’s an untapped marked, right?  

The late 90's were a different time, man.  

Those dinosaurs stole all the guns, and then sent a letter to the other dinosaurs that the coast was clear.  

At the end of the day, the right of the individual, of their privacy is paramount...

I feel sorry for this kid that the adults in his life were so goddamn stupid that they let him permanently damage himself over the course of years.  

The split between tastes great and less filling has been tearing this country apart for a generation.  

“seems like a pretty good way to sell guns to morons”:  the story of the 21st century.  

Fox News is a reflection of not the cause of this.

Who fucking cares?

There are too many podcasts please eliminate three hundred of them, unless PFT is associated with them he’s a national treasure.

Bang! Pow! These days, comic book stories aren’t just for kids, and the new Wonder Woman movie coming out in 2020 is hoping that adult audiences will give a movie based on a comic book a try. Will this risky bet pay off? Time will tell!  

Yes, yes, yes. Nobody is digging through your nasty garbage in 2019 looking for an expired credit card. If cutting it up makes you feel better, go for it! But if someone is going through your kitchen trash looking for ways to steal your identity, then you’ve got some bigger issues my friend.  

(dude, I was joking—I sure as hell don’t know what that nonsense means)

Or just throw it away. Pick a day when you’re throwing away the half bowl of chili and the fucked up yogurt that you kept in the fridge too long, and throw the card in there. Nobody is looking for it, and nobody is going to do anything with it.

How dare you insinuate that, sir. How dare you.

If you have to ask, it ain’t for you, gramps.