This is a pretty good ‘sclusie.

Imagine the high-fives exchanged all over Mecca the day she made the announcement. Praise be, we got her!

But truly I never wanna spend time with white people again (if that’s what non-muslims are called).

But...it is part of the problem with it. If you want to argue that there are other problems as well, that’s your prerogative (finally someone is standing up for schlubby husband’s rights?) but you’re way off base to dismiss out of hand why folks might have a problem with that particular aspect.

Honestly, if your problem with this trope is physical beauty, fuck off. It’s not about that at all.

The could call it...CBS?  

This is really well done.  

Ah, it’s a bit.  

Is this a bit?  

That definitely explains the 10 year contract.  

No, back when it was something he had been doing for years but was able to avoid responsibility for because everyone (including me) liked his work so much and was willing to dismiss out of hand any rumors that they didn’t want to believe.  

Indeed, if someone said that, it would be pretty silly.

I don’t agree that he’s a bad judge of character, I just think he may not have the best track record on handling this one and might want to think about sitting out pontificating about it.  

I guess I’m not sure why telling someone you’re not sure and you may not be able to be objective about something so you’re not comfortable offering an opinion is not an option.  

I’m not entirely convinced that his friends can plausibly claim that they didn’t know what was what, much less to derisively scoff it off when presented a question about it.

God love ‘em, but perhaps Jon Stewart should refrain from giving opinions about CK given his less than stellar approach when he had a chance to address it ahead of the curve?  

Ah, is that next to the “Happy to Join in Explaining Why You Were Talking Like You Knew Something But Didn’t Have a Clue,” or the “Stretching the Metaphor Past It’s Breaking Point to Try and Have the Last Word?”

How about a platter of Salty Because They Got Called On Talking Out of Their Ass?  Seems like there’s still some of that available.  

If you don’t rigorously defendcopyrighted materials, each instance of potential infringement provides legal cover for the next.

No, that’s not how it works.  Copyright is not the same thing as trademark.