No, but they’ll start the ceremony with twenty minutes of Marc Maron droning on about some bullshit about his record collection or his girlfriend or something else 99.9% of listeners will fast forward.   

Mississippi and Alabama, on the other hand, are undoubtedly the most boring states in the country to traverse.

I’m nervous just about how I’ll be received by the public.

Unmake a conviction?

This is really good.    

Everyone is entitled to their opinion. Yours just happens to be objectively wrong and bad.

All his subsequent tweets confirm this not to be the case.  

Like hell they are! Reboot the virus and see if you can backdoor their system with a trojan horse.

Hell no, that thing is out for cleaning after your mom was on it.

“Moral busybodies,” that’s fantastic. Folks should just mind their own business and not get all nosy about what police officers do in their official capacities.  Mind your own business, you bunch of busybodies!  

And one of those things, according to you, is refusing to do their job and endangering people if they feel like they aren’t being “respected.”

So you think police refuse to do their job and are willing to place people in danger if they feel like they aren’t being “respected?”

Pull up his FaceSpace profile and see how many chat rooms he’s cybered in the last month!  

Ah, you’re just trolling. Carry on!

What does it mean to be “on board” with the Clintons at this point?  

She should keep doing this and Bill should join her. Mea Culpa.

What’s that you say? You’d like to hear more from Hillary and Bill about how they’re right and it’s the world that’s wrong? Well you’re gonna love the next two years!  

I’m not saying this would be White’s preference at all.  I’m saying there’s a chance (probably not a huge one, but a chance nonetheless) that Khabib says the hell with you and gets paid by Russians instead.  

Hot take prediction: Khabib never fights in the UFC again, and just sets up shop in Dagestan under the auspices of the rich Russian weirdos who are heavy into MMA, and fights once or twice a year against whoever they can fly in.