Seems more like a Jenna Fischer role.  

(opens with Bateman crossing street with bus approaching as “Two Princes” plays)

It seems like the world would be much better off if Ol’ Musky concentrated on making and doing real shit and left dealing with people to other folks.  

Irregardless, it might mean he cares alot, or might not care even less. It’s perfectly clear.

Someone should write a PHD dissertation on the different paths Carolla and Kimmel took.  Most of what Kimmel says on his show makes a lot of sense if you imagine he’s saying it directly to Corolla.  

“That’s a proven fact...”

No, you’re advocating dissolution of the country along ideological lines. Having a problem with that isn’t having a problem with democracy, it’s recognizing that such lunacy would inevitably be accompanied by large-scale bloodshed and chaos given the reality that the actual population of our country does not break…

Of course, you confuse “democratic process” with the dissolution of a country as large and diverse as ours along ideological lines because it makes it seem like the real problem I have is with democracy.  

You’re not great at comparing apples to apples, are you? The fact that you think dissolving the United States as a nation is roughly comparable to a mass migration during the Depression says a lot.

Are there real fans of soccer who thinks this kind of thing adds to the game? I am an extremely casual soccer watcher so my opinion probably doesn’t mean too much, but I’m just not sure of how one would argue that this makes the sport more enjoyable to watch.

That’s the argument you made, several times in fact. Migrations = bloodshed.

Are you...okay bud?

You’re delusional to think it doesn’t exist when we’re one country and migrations happen already.

Wow. You’re so set on reflexively arguing that you just tried to argue against the reality that most states have a relatively even red/blue split or at least a large minority population.

You misunderstand. It matters not at all to me whether you have kids. Want none? Great, good for you! Want three? Go nuts!

You’re assuming there’s a rough 50/50 or 60/40 split with no documentation to support that.

“Daddy, what are we doing about this?”

Except your proposal only accomplishes anything if there is a mass reshuffling of population. Your premise is that there are two groups of people in this country with irreconcilable differences. Splitting up into two separate countries doesn’t fix any of that, given the reality that most states have a roughly 50/50 or…

Good lord, you couldn’t have missed the point any harder if you’d tried. Which I suspect you did. The breakup of the USSR was nothing like what you are proposing with a mass redistribution of population. The partition of India, however, is more like it. I wonder why you don’t use that one as an example?

Dude, what do you think you’re even arguing about here? The original point was that there is a significant amount of hypocrisy from Deadspin on articles like this that gawk at a pretty serious knockout while they (rightfully) chide the NFL for the damage its doing to players.