Wasn’t it someone on here who coined “Lord & Taylor”? I like that one.

Until the shot showing some breathing and a bit of hand movement that’s what I thought; it doesn’t look like sleeping so much as a crime scene, after everyone drank the Kanye Koolaid. Yikes!

So who’s real and who’s just a waxen mold with expertly sculpted nipples?

I kind of want to say fuck off to Ice T. If I made millions I could probably afford to just let it sit in a savings account with practically zero interest so it stays safe. Yet on my salary I would be able to live off my retirement money for about two years with that plan. For most of us we have NO option except to…

This is how I go up a latter...

I kinda want to be a teenage girl but only because I figure that would mean I understand what Snapchat is.

I liked the chunks of it I read it but it was just too much info about a magazine I read never. Neither in its heyday nor during Kate L.’s tenure described in excruciating detail above.

Ok raise your hand if you read the whole article.

I know you meant to say that Moore and Adams’ house was ‘stocked with Perrier’... but Perrior just sounds like a hilarious knock-off brand.

hard to write when ur friend is stuck in the barney

That’s quite a list of Starbucks lovers.

Nope, Hiddleston has always had the appeal of wet bread to me.

tbh the only reason Sanders GOT this far in the first place is that the popular nominee was a woman. i’m glad he moved the party platform to the left, but at this point, it seems like he’s less about what the people want and more about what he wants. :(

He believes his own press. That the will of the people is being suppressed. Did he ever show his tax records by the way?

Since is Jezebel as normative as Cosmo ? Did I miss something?

I find this wall f*cking GROSS. Like when people take wedding pics in their 1000 dollar gowns in front of it im like WHYYYYYYYY

I’m happy you get it.

For me this bit never gets old....hangs head in shame.

Because it’s a great gag!