Ugh, boob havers.

But, if you remember, you didn’t just see a breast with a nipple. Janet had a large sun design made out of some kind of metal (I think?) over her nipple and a lot of her breast. She wasn’t completely exposed. My husband and I had TiVo and shamelessly rewound that part to see what had actually happened. I have a…

‘as they can be seen sitting proudly on top of an American flag and pressing it into the dirt with their buttholes.”. I love when I can read a post and know immediately it’s my favorite boyfriend, Bobby Finger’s writing.

This scene in this video is one of my recurring nightmares.

Does that look like a towel to anyone else?

LOL! Like I had pretty much forgotten how fucking blatant that shit was! It was much less of a wardrobe malfunction than it was JT straight up tearing her clothes off. lmao that’s some bullshit.

So accurate. That’s pretty much the only thing that would have turned her in to the victim for white america.

No she looks visibly upset. He’s a little harder to read because he’s obviously exhausted and sweaty but there’s no way you could look at her face and say “that’s someone who’s amused and/or pleased by the situation”

Ohhhhh interesting. I had always thought that they both planned it. It would be difficult to rip the cup right off a bra by hand. I didn’t realize the costume was made like that and it was probably an accident. Either way he should have taken more responsibility than he did.

Zambillion Little Pieces.

Seriously. I pee in the backyard sometimes when I don’t want to make the trek into the house.

I just watched The Lovely Bones on Netflix which was a waste of 2 hours. I also belatedly got into Neko Atsume. No idea what I’m doing, but it’s another time suck 😋

where is Shryber????

Ugh, I used to love Sanders, but I think he’s being such a shit little white man and saying that Hillary basically has to adopt all of HIS policy platforms before he’ll endorse her. Ummm, bro, Hillary is way more qualified than you are to be President and just because she’s a woman doesn’t mean she can’t have her own…

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Have you heard of this new trend, “reading?”

I need this sweatsuit in my life pronto!

TWENTY SIX?

I’m still sad Lord&Taylor didn’t catch on.

The people who say “no one uses it” are usually the people who don’t use it. It’s not packed 24/7 like NYC but it gets really full at peak times.